Inspired by Odo getting his own book in a week or so, this week we'll play with a set of Odo doing his faithful sheriff bit. But first, the winners from Halloween!
Kaos - 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse's "It Had to be Said"
Help me, Benjamin Sisko, you're my only hope.
Herbert's "V for Victory"
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Bad Thought's "If You Cook It, He Will Come"
Present Jake: Dad, no!
Future Jake, narating: Losing my father was the most difficult thing I faced as a young man, but that's when I decided I would spend my life trying to get him back ... by perfecting my recipe for mushroom soup.
JirinPanthosa's "Horror Movie Rules of Survival"
NOG: I'm detecting high levels redshirting.
O'BRIEN: O'Brien to all surviving redshirts. Will you STOP separating out from each other, NOT turn down that next corner alone, make sensible decisions and actually COVER EACH OTHERS' BACKS?
ENSIGN (over com): Let's split up, we'll cover more ground that way!
O'BRIEN: What did I just say?!
Leadhead's "Pillowtalk"
O'Brien: Wait, we don't use sheets in the 24th Century.
The sheet: Go away, Chief. Nerys is sleeping.
O'Brien: Odo!
Leviathan's "Physician, Heal Thyself"
Bashir became much more tolerable after the crew chipped in for a few rounds of electro-shock.
And finally, with the EC, Kick the Can!
O'Brien: Make a note in the log, Ensign. The Lieutenant died of natural causes.
Nog: NATURAL CAUSES??? Dead on the deck in the middle of an abandoned space station???
O'Brien: Looks that way.
Nog: What do you call those phaser burns there?
O'Brien: Those are self-inflicted.
Nog: The burns are indicative of a Cardassian weapon. She's carrying a Federation phaser.... And it hasn't even been discharged!
O'Brien: She might have disposed of one.
Nog: Sure, first thing she did after phasing herself -
O'Brien: Naturally.
Nog: - And then she crawled over here in the middle of the deck to die of...
O'Brien: Natural causes.
Nog: And those forty seven stab wounds?
O'Brien: What? Where?
Nog: Oh, all across her starboard flank.
O'Brien: She appeared to be a nail biter
Nog: A NAIL BITER???!!!
O'Brien: Lots of people are.
Nog: And the tricorder displaying the life signs of an as-yet unknown third party?
O'Brien: That could be one of us.
Nog: IT'S CARDASSIAN!!!
O'Brien: Garak, then.
Nog: GARAK, WHAT DOES THIS LOOK LIKE TO YOU???
Garak: Hm? Natural causes.
Nog: NATURAL CAUSES??!! DEAD ON THE DECK IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ABANDONED SPACE STATION??!!
O'Brien: A Cardassian Space Station, Ensign.
Garak: He does catch on rather slowly, doesn't he.
And now.....the man in brown, Constable Odo!
Kaos - 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse's "It Had to be Said"
Help me, Benjamin Sisko, you're my only hope.
Herbert's "V for Victory"
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Bad Thought's "If You Cook It, He Will Come"
Present Jake: Dad, no!
Future Jake, narating: Losing my father was the most difficult thing I faced as a young man, but that's when I decided I would spend my life trying to get him back ... by perfecting my recipe for mushroom soup.
JirinPanthosa's "Horror Movie Rules of Survival"
NOG: I'm detecting high levels redshirting.
O'BRIEN: O'Brien to all surviving redshirts. Will you STOP separating out from each other, NOT turn down that next corner alone, make sensible decisions and actually COVER EACH OTHERS' BACKS?
ENSIGN (over com): Let's split up, we'll cover more ground that way!
O'BRIEN: What did I just say?!
Leadhead's "Pillowtalk"
O'Brien: Wait, we don't use sheets in the 24th Century.
The sheet: Go away, Chief. Nerys is sleeping.
O'Brien: Odo!
Leviathan's "Physician, Heal Thyself"
Bashir became much more tolerable after the crew chipped in for a few rounds of electro-shock.
O'Brien: Make a note in the log, Ensign. The Lieutenant died of natural causes.
Nog: NATURAL CAUSES??? Dead on the deck in the middle of an abandoned space station???
O'Brien: Looks that way.
Nog: What do you call those phaser burns there?
O'Brien: Those are self-inflicted.
Nog: The burns are indicative of a Cardassian weapon. She's carrying a Federation phaser.... And it hasn't even been discharged!
O'Brien: She might have disposed of one.
Nog: Sure, first thing she did after phasing herself -
O'Brien: Naturally.
Nog: - And then she crawled over here in the middle of the deck to die of...
O'Brien: Natural causes.
Nog: And those forty seven stab wounds?
O'Brien: What? Where?
Nog: Oh, all across her starboard flank.
O'Brien: She appeared to be a nail biter
Nog: A NAIL BITER???!!!
O'Brien: Lots of people are.
Nog: And the tricorder displaying the life signs of an as-yet unknown third party?
O'Brien: That could be one of us.
Nog: IT'S CARDASSIAN!!!
O'Brien: Garak, then.
Nog: GARAK, WHAT DOES THIS LOOK LIKE TO YOU???
Garak: Hm? Natural causes.
Nog: NATURAL CAUSES??!! DEAD ON THE DECK IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ABANDONED SPACE STATION??!!
O'Brien: A Cardassian Space Station, Ensign.
Garak: He does catch on rather slowly, doesn't he.
And now.....the man in brown, Constable Odo!
