Contest: ENTER DS9 CapCon 142: Two by Two, Hands of Blue

[Tenacity]

Bolian: "Curious, people keep assuming that we are a couple. Why would that be?"

Vulcan: "Unknown. And why do the people who assuming that we are a couple also assume that you are my "bitch?"

 

[Smellincoffee]

Bolian: You know the difference between Romulans and Vulcans? One will sneer at you behind your back, the other'll sneer at ya to your face.

 

[Triskelion]

Bolian: Yo Barkeep! How many swizzle sticks does a guy have to wear before you cut him off??
Vulcan: I love you, Brolian.

 

[Ln X]

That's for saying Bolians are lousy hairdressers.

The Star Trek rules of death: Black guy always dies first. Blue guy dies first. White guy dies last. Redshirts... All bets are off.

Bolian ambassador: So my good doctor you think you understand about diplomacy? You and that genetically engineered brain think you have it all figured out? Well, what if I told you the Federation stays silent on Klingon atrocities to ensure the military pact we enjoy from the Khitomer Accords is maintained? What? You thought the Klingons were still peaceful? How else do they keep their occupied worlds in line? Klingon love poetry and eating the heart of a targ? Why the shocked face? You thought Klingons were all love, hugs and puppies?

Bashir: This man has suffered from a mild case of DEATH!

 

[Smellincoffee]

New contest tomorrow night!