Contest: ENTER DS9 CapCon 131: The Face is Familiar, But...

[Smellincoffee]

"I know what you're thinking. Did I fire six shots, or did I fire five? The question you have ask yourself is, --"
"You fired once, and then yelled "POW! POW!" several times. The question I have to ask is who do I talk to to get a different partner?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

CORRIGAN: Put your hands up and step away from the whales!

SHERIDAN: Wait...is that Hooker?

 

[Smellincoffee]

"Hooker, what's with you and the Russian kid? Why does he want to see the nukes?"
Kirk, OS: "...uh, double dumbass on you, officer!"

 

[Triskelion]

Sloan: What would Chakotay do?
Deputy: .....................................................................................
Sloan: Good one.

Dukat: Hey did you see a guy running through here with a paint roller shouting "It's real it's real"?
Man: Was he being chased by a guy who kept shouting "It's fake, it's fake"?
Dukat: I don't think so.
Man: Musta been someone else then.

Kirk: If you've got any ideas now's the time.
Blondie: The needs of my feathered bangs outweigh the needs of my conditioner.
Kirk: I miss Spock.

Vic Fontaine never had to sing torch songs while being burned with actual torches!

 

[Leviathan]

You can't kill me, I'll just reincarnate to Atlantis!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Male Cop: "You have twenty-four seconds to come out with your hands up!"

Crook (off screen): "Wait -- is that twenty-four regular seconds, or twenty-four bbjeg seconds?"

 

[Triskelion]

TJ Hooker Then:

TJ: Is that kid holding a real gun or a toy gun?


TJ Hooker now:

TJ: Call the fucking coroner.

 

[Smellincoffee]

26 hour warning!