DS9 CapCon 102: Whodunit?

[Bad Thoughts]

Sisko: What do you mean, you FORGOT we were having a staff party after beta shift? Everyone loves my cajun gumbo.
Bashir: Very sorry, sir, but I have to train the nurses in ..catching up with the latest Starfleet protocols.
Dax: I have a date with yet another exotic species, Benjamin.
Odo: I'm...regenerating. And I can't eat your gumbo.
Primmin: But right b efore the captain came in, you were all saying how much you hated the idea of having to eat such spicy sh-
Everybody: Shut up, Primmin!


I forgot I was invited to a dinner party tonight, so add a few thousand seconds to that count. New contest by Monday night at the latest, as I have a full day tomorrow.

Siko: Hear that, Bashir? You have two more days to grow a replacement O'Brien.
Bashir: 24-hour Earth days or 26-hour Bajor days?

 

[Triskelion]

Sisko: Doctor Bashir? Are these your undergarments soaking in this?
Bashir: It whitens without bleaching.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SISKO: Your analysis Doctor?

BASHIR: Six drops of the essence of terror, Five drops of sinister sauce...

 

[Rush Limborg]

Okay; I'm in an Agents Of SHIELD sorta mood, here, so...

Bashir: In point of fact, sir, this late lamented fellow's DNA is capable of complete regeneration of a terminated being--provided, of course, the subject be injected within a reasonable amount of time.

Odo: You mean that it can bring the dead to life.

Bashir: The...recently made dead, but--yes, essentially.

Sisko: I'm...not sure about this.

Dax: Oh, come on, Benjamin--what could possibly go wrong?