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DS9 12x04 - "Entanglement"

Meanwhile...

TNG 17x04 – “SELF-INFLICTED”

Against the advice of basically everybody on Enterprise, Picard goes ahead with the plan to disguise himself as Locutus and infiltrate the dormant Borg cube. Crusher and LaForge dress him up in the outfit, and he sneaks aboard… but the Borg can hear his thoughts too. He is found, captured and assimilated for real. As the cube powers up, Worf is forced to take Enterprise and retreat. Worf gets LaForge to improvise a cloaking device, and Crusher to synthesise an agent to neutralise the hormone the Borg are using to create the Queen. Enterprise returns to the cube under cloak, and another away team enters. Security chief Battaglia is assimilated and killed, but Crusher succeeds in administering the antidote, and Worf rescues Picard. With the Queen uncreated, the other drones all go back into stasis. Picard must deal with his new trauma, but at least Worf has finally agreed to be his XO.

TTN 1x04 – “DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE”

Having fallen through the hole at the Bassen Rift, Titan and Valdore find themselves in the Small Magellanic Cloud – a whole different galaxy. Tuvok and Akaar have been here before, on board the Excelsior. The local race, the Neyel, are actually long-lost humans (EXC “The Sundered”) who genetically engineered themselves to survive and built an empire by conquering others. Some like the young male Frane have joined the Seekers After Penance, a religious group that fights Neyel dominance. Donatra rescues Frane from an escape pod, learning they were attacked by her missing Romulan fleet. Titan’s science team – including stellar cartographer Melora Pazlar (DS9 2x06 “Melora”) – discover that local space is unraveling, the work of a destructive and possibly sentient force which the Neyel worship as the Sleeper. The hole in space allowed the Sleeper to ‘awake’ and destroy the Neyel – a result which Frane and the other Seekers welcome as fitting punishment for their crimes.

VOY 10x04 – “WEIRD IS PART OF THE JOB”

Voyager runs across a damaged freighter led by a crew of Syrath, a radically non-humanoid race looking something like a lamp on eight skittering legs, who only recently encountered the Federation. The ship’s leader Re’ma Eresbe Das requests help, and Vulcan chief engineer Vorik is tasked with the job. But Syrath technology is as alien as their physiology, and Vorik’s logical mind is struggling to figure it out. Their engineering principles simply do not make sense. He tries to contact Tuvok, but he is missing in Romulan space. He tries B’Elanna, but she is incommunicado back on Earth. Finally, before the freighter is destroyed, Vorik decides to mind-meld with Eresbe, and in doing so experiences the wildly different existence of the Syrath. Now able to fix the ship, Vorik finds himself quite fascinated by what he has learned. Eresbe thanks Vorik for his help – it will tell the other Syrath how nice the Federation is.
 
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TEASER


FADE IN:


1 EXT. DEEP SPACE NINE


Outside the station, a gentle shot gradually closing in across the docking ring and the crossover bridges towards the habitat ring, to one window in particular.

Still outside, we see JOHN CANDLEWOOD thrown up against the window. He is apparently naked, and is pressed against the glass with some force, his hands out to support himself as he faces out into space. Is he being attacked, threatened?

Then another body appears behind him - HETIK, also naked apparently, seductively leaning in close to nibble at Candlewood’s neck and ears. John SWOONS back into his boyfriend’s arms, eyes fluttering in bliss.

Hetik assertively SPINS Candlewood back to face him...


2 INT. DS9 - CANDLEWOOD’S QUARTERS


...with the two men now facing each other, a romantic backdrop of stars the only light in the darkened room, they KISS hungrily. Arms grasp, legs hook around hips. Things could very well be heading further, when suddenly...


NOG (comm)
Nog to Candlewood.​


Candlewood pauses mid-kiss, stops dead still, whispers...


CANDLEWOOD
Don’t move.

NOG (comm)
Nog to Candlewood. Respond please.​


Candlewood sighs. Not letting go of Hetik, he looks around to spot his combadge - on a side table a few feet away.


CANDLEWOOD
(with head gestures)
Could you...?​


Keeping hold of each other, Hetik SHUFFLES Candlewood sideways a half-step at a time until he can reach his combadge. John leans over to grab it and tap it.


CANDLEWOOD
This had better be phenomenally
important, Nog. I’m talking life
and death here.

NOG (comm)
And a good morning to you too,
Lieutenant.

CANDLEWOOD
I’m serious, Nog, this really
isn’t a good time. Actually, let
me rephrase that. This is a very
good time - for me. It is not a
good time for you to be contacting
me. If you catch my drift.

NOG (comm)
(long awkward pause)
Oh.
(and another)
Ummm... sorry. Shall I call back?

CANDLEWOOD
Well, you’ve already ruined the
mood. You may as well keep going.

NOG (comm)
No, honestly, I can call back...

CANDLEWOOD
Nog, get to the damn point or I
swear to the Almighty I will come
down there as I am right now
and beat it out of you.

NOG (comm)
No, no... Please don’t do that.​


Hetik smirks, his brawny arms still holding Candlewood up as he talks into the combadge.


NOG (comm)
I’m calling a meeting for all my
engineering department heads in
half an hour. In the wardroom.

CANDLEWOOD
And? I’m not one of your department
heads anymore.

NOG (comm)
I know, but I need as many heads
as I can get for this. I’ve asked
Lieutenant Tenmei to join us too.

CANDLEWOOD
Nog, is this absolutely necessary?

NOG (comm)
I am still your superior officer,
you know, Lieutenant. I want you
to report to the wardroom in half
an hour. Understood?

CANDLEWOOD
(sigh)
Understood, sir.

NOG (comm)
And be fully dressed when you do.

CANDLEWOOD
I’m not making any promises.
Candlewood out.​


He taps the combadge again, closing the channel. He looks back at Hetik and disentangles himself with an apologetic shrug - the mood is well and truly broken. With a quick last kiss, Candlewood dashes off to get ready.


CANDLEWOOD
Sorry. I’ll make it up to you later.

HETIK
No need...​


With a salacious grin, Hetik chases after John into the bathroom, John giggling and play-complaining...


3 INT. DS9 - WARDROOM


The room is buzzing with junior officers settling into their seats. We have seen them all before - transporter specialist JEANETTE CHAO, life systems specialist K’UHLLO, tactical engineering specialist BRYANNE PERMENTER, and Nog’s deputy chief, propulsion specialist MIKAELA LEISHMAN.

Also present are senior pilot PRYNN TENMEI, and of course chief engineer NOG.

Just as they are all about settled, the door opens and Candlewood dashes in, looking flushed and dishevelled. As he takes a spare seat, Tenmei rolls her eyes at him.


TENMEI
You slept in again?

CANDLEWOOD
Actually, no.​


His sassy smile gets the girls in the room giggling. All these people are clearly friends and used to gossiping.


LEISHMAN
Ah, so things are still going well
with Hetik, then?

CANDLEWOOD
I’m not talking about it.

TENMEI
Yeah, right. Come on - details.

CANDLEWOOD
(faux indignant)
Absolutely not. What kind of boy
do you think I am?

CHAO
We all know exactly what kind of
boy you are.

PERMENTER
At least you have a boyfriend.
I haven’t seen any romance in
donkey’s. I demand vicarious
thrills.

NOG
Excuse me. I didn’t call this
meeting so we could all discuss
our sex lives. Or lack thereof.
We are actually officers with
a job to do.

CANDLEWOOD
Exactly. You’re all being very
disrespectful to a senior officer.

LEISHMAN
Sorry, Nog. You’re absolutely right.
(point at
Candlewood)
Later. Details.​


Nog harrumphs and prepares to bring the meeting to order. But just as he does...

The LIGHTS all around the room DIM, the background hum of power sources GROANS to a halt, and the computer screens on the walls SPLUTTER and die.

Candlewood shoots to his feet in instant worry.


CANDLEWOOD
It wasn’t me!​


Everything comes back to normal after just a few moments, leaving everyone looking at Candlewood like a crazy person.


K’UHLLO
What wasn’t you?

CANDLEWOOD
Well... the blackout. Why is
nobody else reacting to this?

LEISHMAN
(are you stupid?)
Because that’s why we’re here.

NOG
Sit down, Lieutenant.
(he does, pouting)
This has been going on all over
the station for the last twenty-
four hours.

PERMENTER
Lights going out, power losses,
failures across the board.

CHAO
Never in the same place, seemingly
random times, and everything comes
back again after a few seconds.

K’UHLLO
How do you not know about this?

CANDLEWOOD
I’ve been... occupied.
(beat)
With the lights off. Mostly.

TENMEI
Mmm-hmm.

NOG
(back to the point)
And since we don’t know which
system it’s going to hit next, I
need all of you working on this
before it gets any worse.

LEISHMAN
Do we have any clues at all?

NOG
Only the fact that it never
happened before yesterday. So what
changed? I’m sending more specific
assignments to your personal
accounts, but basically it’s just
your particular specialties. John
- computers. Bryanne - tactical.
K’Uhllo - life support. Jeanette -
transporters. Prynn - auxiliary
vessels and their support systems.
(beat)
Mikaela, I’d like you with me...​


Tenmei archly raises a silent eyebrow. Permenter bites her tongue. K’Uhllo scratches one of the horns that sprout from his temples. Candlewood hides a cough behind his hand. Nog sees all of this, and grits his teeth in annoyance.


NOG (cont)
...working on power distribution.

LEISHMAN
Aye, sir.

NOG
Okay, everyone get on with it.​


They all get up from the table and head towards the exit. Nog is the last to leave, but before he does, Tenmei turns back to him with a knowing wink.


TENMEI
Good luck.​


And she goes, leaving Nog horrified that everyone can see right through him.


FADE OUT


END OF TEASER
 
ACT ONE


FADE IN


4 EXT. DEEP SPACE NINE


The station sits in space as usual. A little distance away, a FREIGHTER is on final approach to dock...


5 INT. DS9 - MAIN OPS CENTRE


Major CENN stands at the central table, working the docking controls. Commander RO stands beside him, just keeping an eye on things. Lieutenant BOWERS is in the tactical alcove. EXTRAS elsewhere as needed.


CENN
DS-Nine to Furyk, we read you
on final approach. Please reduce
speed to thirty kph and maintain
until further notice.

VOICE (comm)
Complying, DS-Nine.​


The line drops. Ro smiles.


RO
Nicely done, Major.

CENN
(wary; is she
being sarcastic?)
I just did what I’ve done a
couple hundred times now.

RO
And it’s about time I complimented
you on it. It’s not gonna happen
often so make the most of it.​


Okay, that’s a bit more familiar. Cenn relaxes, and goes back to checking his boards. But then...

Another BROWNOUT. The power all across Ops drops, lights dimming, consoles flickering, stuttering as it tries to restart and fails to do so. The crew are worried...


RO
Oh, fire...​


6 EXT. DEEP SPACE NINE


The Ops dome is dimming, flickering, throbbing as power falls and comes back and falls again, over and over...

...and the freighter is still coming.


7 INT. DS9 - MAIN OPS CENTRE


CENN
(working panels)
I’ve got nothing.

RO
What about the Furyk?

CENN
I have no idea. None of it’s working.

RO
(urgent, to Bowers)
Hail them!

BOWERS
I can’t - I’ve got nothing either.​


8 EXT. DEEP SPACE NINE


The shuttle is getting worryingly close to the docking ring, and still going pretty fast...


9 INT. DS9 - MAIN OPS CENTRE


Still fading and spluttering...

Eyes fixed on the Ops board, Ro double-taps her combadge, and receives an affirmative double-beep in response.


RO
Internal comms still working.
(single tap;
command voice)
Commander Ro to all personnel in
the docking ring, sections twenty
to twenty-six. Evacuate now. This
is a priority one command, you must
evacuate docking ring sections
twenty to twenty-six immediately.

EVIK (comm)
Security to Ops - what’s the problem?​


Ro points to Cenn - you take the call - while she heads up the stairs to Bowers. Cenn taps his own combadge...


CENN
(b.g.)
It’s another brownout, Lieutenant. It’s
affecting docking controls, and we
have a Boslic freighter coming in at
thirty kph.

EVIK (comm)
(b.g.)
Understood, Major. I’ll take command
of the evacuation immediately. Evik out.

RO
(f.g.)
Lieutenant, do you have access to
the tractor array?

BOWERS
(works panels;
excited)
Yes!
(quibble)
Partial.

RO
Partial will have to do.​


After a nod to Bowers, Ro turns back to look at the main viewscreen, which is still up and down and up and down...


10 EXT. DEEP SPACE NINE


The freighter is getting worryingly close...

Tractor beams SHOOT out from around the docking hatch and latch on it, pushing it away again.

The beams SPLUTTER and SCRAMBLE, barely able to overcome the freighter’s forward momentum enough to push it back.

The freighter ROCKS and TWISTS, the tractor beams basically shoving it away with erratic punches of power.


11 INT. DS9 - MAIN OPS CENTRE


Still fading and spluttering...


BOWERS
I think it’s working.​


Then the power suddenly SURGES back to life - lights coming back, the hum of machinery and air conditioning, computer screens settling and resolving.


RO
On screen!​


The main viewscreen changes to show the freighter still being shoved roughly by tractor beams.

Ro looks to Bowers - he gets her meaning, works his panels.

On screen, the tractor beams cease, leaving the freighter slowly TUMBLING through space at a safe distance.


CENN
Furyk is hailing us.

RO
No surprise there. Go ahead.​


The viewscreen changes to show RIONOJ, the Boslic freighter captain with the aquiline features and flowing lilac hair.


RIONOJ (screen)
DS-Nine! Why the hell are you
firing on us?

RO
My apologies, Captain. We weren’t
firing on you. But we had a power
failure in the docking controls,
and we couldn’t contact you to
tell you to stop your approach.
The tractor beams were the only
way to stop you crashing into
the docking ring. Are you alright?

RIONOJ (screen)
(still wary)
A little shaken up, and you blew
out some of our power relays.

RO
I’ll take that over dead bodies.
Major, Lieutenant, please bring
the Furyk in gently, and have
medical and engineering teams
meet them at the airlock. My
apologies again, Captain Rionoj.​


Rionoj nods terse acknowledgement, and cuts the line.

Ro stands down red alert, and turns to stomp angrily up the stairs to her office. She taps her combadge again.


RO
(faux polite)
Ro to Lieutenant Nog. Would you
report to my office, please?​


The door opens and she EXITS to her office.


12 EXT. DEEP SPACE NINE


The freighter is now safely docked at the station.


13 INT. DS9 - JEFFRIES TUBE JUNCTION


A hatch opens and Nog clambers through it. Leishman is already there, working with her hands inside the machinery - detaching, inspecting and reinserting thingamabob after gadget after doobrey. She looks up at Nog’s entrance, notes his unhappy harrumph as he drops to the deck.


LEISHMAN
What did Ro want?

NOG
They had another brownout - this
time right there in Ops while they
were trying to dock a freighter.

LEISHMAN
We didn’t notice anything wrong
down here.

NOG
That’s the frustrating thing -
whatever this is, it pops up at a
moment’s notice anywhere on the
station, and nobody else knows a
thing about it till it’s over.
(sigh)
Have you had any luck?

LEISHMAN
Nope. Not a flutter. The power
distribution nodes and the EPS
conduits are absolutely solid.

NOG
So we don’t think it’s anything to
do with the deliberate blackout we
caused to hide the station from
the Ascendant ship?

LEISHMAN
I don’t see how. We were sure
everything came back to life with
no trouble after that.
(sigh; sits back)
But... I don’t know. Maybe in all
the excitement we accidentally
shorted out a connection somewhere
in this seven-million-ton hunk of
wires and bulkheads. And it’s just
a matter of finding it.

NOG
At least this time we’re not
working against the clock to stop
an insane living spaceship from
blowing up the entire star system.

LEISHMAN
Oh, I don’t know. I find a little
gut-wrenching fear for your life
can have a very motivating effect.​


On Nog as he remembers...


14 FLASHBACK - DS9 11x21 “INFERNO”


Nog and Leishman are working at top speed under pressure in a similarly cramped junction room space in the Defiant.

Leishman grabs her uniform jacket and RIPS it open bodice-style. She STRADDLES Nog, grabs his face and KISSES him.


NOG
What are you doing?!

LEISHMAN
It’s an old human custom – “last
night on Earth.”​


Nog joins in, surprised but enthusiastic, and clothes begin to fly every which way...


15 BACK TO SCENE


Nog gulps a little, his face overheating at the memory. Leishman notices.


LEISHMAN
You alright? You look a little flushed.

NOG
(covering badly)
Yeah, yeah I’m fine. Just a little
hot in here. Maybe we’re not in
fear for our lives right this second,
but I don’t need a shuttle
crashing into us and blowing
out half the docking ring.

LEISHMAN
Can’t argue with that. I mean...
what if the forcefields around
the fusion core go out and we
all get suddenly vaporised?

NOG
Exactly. So let’s get on with it.​


Leishman turns back to start working again. Nog is about to do the same, but he can’t help himself from taking a moment to admire the shape of Leishman’s body as she leans forward into the guts of the machinery.

It’s full-on MALE GAZE time as he scours her back and her behind with his eyes...

Then she turns back to look at him, her face carrying an expression of “Well? Are you gonna do something?”

Nog catches himself and shakes it off, joining Leishman in working methodically through the task before them...


FADE OUT


END OF ACT ONE
 
ACT TWO


FADE IN


16 INT. DS9 - QUARK’S BAR


Lunch-time rush. QUARK himself is busy serving behind the bar, handing over a large frothy tankard of ale to Rionoj the Boslic freighter captain, which she takes gratefully.

PIF the green dog-like Aarruri alien stands at the doorway, toothily welcoming more customers across the threshold MOS.

HETIK the dabo boy plies his wares at the wheel, casting the jack and spinning the wheel, throwing dazzling smiles and bulging muscles at the dabo players all the while.

Finally we land upon a large table on the main floor, at which all seven of our team sit. Nog, Leishman, Candlewood, Chao, Tenmei, K’Uhllo and Permenter. They all have plates in front of them in various stages of eaten-ness.


TENMEI
So aside from nearly getting
crashed into this morning, there’s
nothing wrong with the docking
ring, the runabout bays, the
cargo bays or the airlocks.

K’UHLLO
Not life support systems either.
I did find a glitch in the waste
reclamation systems on deck forty-
three, but there’s no way it could
have caused power losses in Ops.

NOG
No, I don’t see how that could be
connected. And there doesn’t seem
to be anything wrong with the EPS
manifolds either, right Mikaela?​


They all look to Leishman for a response - but she is occupied tickling the belly of one of Pif’s PUPPIES, who is lying in her lap and loving the attention, YIPping happily.


NOG
Mikaela.
(no response)
Lieutenant Leishman.
(no response)
Lieutenant!

LEISHMAN
Oh, shush. You’ll scare the puppy.​


Nog looks down at the puppy, and shudders at the sight. Getting his instinctive revulsion under control...


NOG
This was supposed to be a working
lunch, Lieutenant. Not a dog-
tickling lunch.

LEISHMAN
I’m relaxing. I’m on a break.
(tickles puppy)
Aren’t I? Yes I am! Yes I am!​


Nog sighs and gives up. Instead he turns to Candlewood, who is sitting with his chin in his hands and gazing lovestruck across the bar at Hetik. He is practically hypnotised.


CANDLEWOOD
(distant, to no-
one in particular)
God, he’s amazing. Just look at
him. How is that even possible?​


K’Uhllo glances over his shoulder in the same direction.


K’UHLLO
Eh, I guess he’s alright. I still
think all your males look weird
without a horn in their forehead.​


Tenmei clicks her fingers in front of Candlewood’s face until she snaps him out of his trance.


CANDLEWOOD
What?

TENMEI
Close your mouth, you’re drooling
on the table. Now concentrate -
did you manage to tear yourself
away from those dreamy brown eyes
to check the computer systems?

CANDLEWOOD
(piqued)
Yes. And it’s definitely not my
fault this time. I checked the
computers up, down, left, right,
and back to front, and there is
nothing wrong with them.

CHAO
That’s not the only thing you’ve
been checking back to front. What
do you think, Nog?

NOG
I think it’s a damned double
standard, that’s what I think.

PERMENTER
What is?

NOG
If I lusted after a female in
public like that, I’d be up on
charges in a heartbeat.

TENMEI
They’re already a couple, Nog.
It’s fine.

NOG
Can we please talk about work?​


Reluctantly, Leishman places the puppy back on the floor and ushers it away, then turns back to the table.


LEISHMAN
Nog’s right, you guys. We have to
figure this out before something
really bad happens.

NOG
Thank you. Now, we need ideas,
people. If every one of you is sure
there’s nothing wrong with your
department, then we must have
missed something. What is there
on this station that none of us
here is responsible for? What
have we overlooked?​


Nobody has any suggestions. They all just pick at their food, thinking it over and getting nowhere as the noise of the bar goes on around them.


LEISHMAN
Alright, let’s break it down. What
exactly is the nature of the
problem we’re facing?

PERMENTER
Unexplained power losses.

LEISHMAN
Hitting what?

CHAO
Everything.

K’UHLLO
At random.

LEISHMAN
But we have checked every system
that has suffered a power loss, and
the systems that deliver the power
to those systems, yes?

TENMEI
Yes.

LEISHMAN
So if we logically follow the power
back along its course, what have
we not checked?

NOG
(revelation)
The fusion core. Where the power
comes from.​


Leishman smiles proudly at Nog, who takes it with a blush, happy to be approved by her. Just then...

FOOOooommm. Power dies out across the bar, lights dim, struggling between half-power and no power at all. GASPS and SHOUTS of alarm from customers across the bar.

Quark is at his replicators, a meal half-generated in the alcove when the power dies and the replicator sputters to a halt, leaving an unformed mush that SPLATS to the bottom of the replicator and SPLASHES back onto Quark’s jacket.


QUARK
(furious bellow)
Nnnooooogggg!!!​


Nog is already on his feet, as are the other engineers.


NOG
I know, uncle.
(taps combadge)
Nog to Ops. Brownout in progress
in my uncle’s bar. Appears to be
covering all three decks...​


He looks towards the door of the bar, and sees that the Promenade is also stuttering with power...


NOG (cont)
...and the Promenade.​


17 INT. DS9 - MAIN OPS CENTRE


Ro rushes down the steps to join Cenn at the central table. He is working the panels quickly, entering data.


RO
Understood, Lieutenant. It’s
entered into the list. Let us know
when it all returns to normal.​


18 INT. DS9 - QUARK’S BAR


Nog grabs his tricorder from its holster.


NOG
Everyone - scan everything. We
need evidence of... something.
Anything. Go!​


The seven engineers pull their own tricorders and spread out across the bar, scanning in all directions.

Nog ends up at the bar, where Quark is angrily wiping down his jacket. The lights and power continue to fluctuate.


QUARK
I am tired of this, Nog. How am I
supposed to run a business under
these conditions? This is the third
time you’ve failed to keep the
lights on around here. This never
happened when Chief O’Brien
was in charge.

NOG
Uncle, you’re not helping.

QUARK
I’m not here to help, I’m here to
complain and berate.

EVIK
And you do it wonderfully, Quark.​


Lieutenant EVIK, the security chief, strides towards the bar from the entrance. Quark takes the comment proudly.


QUARK
Thank you.

EVIK
He does have a point, Lieutenant.
It’s hard to keep the station’s
citizens safe without a working
power system.

NOG
(snaps)
Look - I know, okay? I’ve got
enough on my ledgers as it is
without you two adding your
own accounts to it.​


Quark pulls a face like “Whatever, Linus” and moves away. But Evik frowns and comes closer.


EVIK
Are you okay, Mister Nog? You seem
rather stressed.

NOG
(deep breath)
I’m sorry for shouting. I’ve just got
a lot going on, and -

EVIK
Perhaps you need to take a break.
Focus on something other than
work for a little while.

NOG
I think that’s just the problem.​


Before he can elaborate, the power suddenly SURGES back to life all around the bar. Lights, power, replicators. Nog looks around in relief, and taps his combadge.


NOG
Nog to Ops - power restored in
the bar.

RO (comm)
Acknowledged. Thanks, Nog.​


Nog taps his combadge again to close the line, and then sags against the bar as the customers get back to normal. Evik is still looking sympathetically at Nog.


EVIK
I’ll let you get back to work,
Lieutenant. But remember what
I said - take a break.​


Nog nods in thanks. Evik makes to return to his office, checking in with Quark on the way...


EVIK
Everything under control, Quark?

QUARK
(mutter)
Yeah. Tell Ro to expect a dry-
cleaning bill, though.

EVIK
I’ll be sure she gets the message.​


Evik leaves. Nog heads back to the lunch table, where the engineers regather (but do not sit back down). Candlewood is not among them - the others do not notice for now.


NOG
Right, come on. Lunch is over.
Let’s go look at the power core,
and hope we don’t have to replace
it again. Gint only knows where
I’d get a spare one this time.​


They put away their tricorders and head for the door. But then Tenmei stops and looks around.


TENMEI
Where’s John? Anyone seen John?

LEISHMAN
No idea.

NOG
(taps combadge)
Nog to Lieutenant Candlewood.​


Over Nog’s combadge, the filtered sound of WHISPERS and SHUSHes and hurried straightening of clothes. Candlewood awkwardly clears his throat, tries to sound polite.


CANDLEWOOD (comm)
How can I help you, Lieutenant?

NOG
(gritted teeth)
John, report for duty. Now.

CANDLEWOOD (comm)
Aye sir. Candlewood out.​


As the girls all giggle and smirk, Candlewood emerges from behind the bar (where the store room is), straightening his uniform and flattening his messed up hair. He is followed a moment later by Hetik, managing to look poised and elegant.

Nog glowers in annoyance. Candlewood keeps a pleasant, neutral smile and walks to join the rest.


CANDLEWOOD
Shall we?​


Nog leads them out. Tenmei sidles up to Candlewood.


TENMEI
You’re telling me all about it
- later. You have no choice.

CANDLEWOOD
(straight-faced)
I have no idea what you could
possibly be talking about.​


19 INT. DS9 - MAIN OPS CENTRE


Bowers is in the tactical alcove, working his panels with a frown. Ro is nearby - he calls to her.


BOWERS
Commander - could you look at
this please?

RO
Sure, Sam - what’s up?​


Bowers is not happy about being called by his first name. But he’ll hold his tongue while there is business to take care of. He gestures Ro’s attention towards his panels.


BOWERS
This last event fits the pattern -
getting longer every time. But I
noticed something else this time
- a signal. It times perfectly with
the brownouts, getting stronger
every time.

RO
A signal - coming from us?

BOWERS
That’s correct, sir. Whenever the
power goes down, this signal is
getting broadcast from somewhere
on this station.

RO
What does it say?

BOWERS
I’m not sure it says anything, per
se. I get the sense it’s more of an
automated, repeating alarm. But
what I can tell you is there’s a
distinctive signature that only
belongs to one race we know of.

RO
Who?

BOWERS
The Androssi.​


Off Ro’s reaction to that unexpected name...


FADE OUT


END OF ACT TWO
 
ACT THREE


FADE IN


20 INT. DS9 - COMMANDER’S OFFICE


On Nog, as he blinks in surprise at the news...


NOG
Androssi? That’s a name I haven’t
heard in years.
(pause, thinks)
But, come to think of it, it does
make sense.​


WIDEN to reveal Ro standing behind her desk, giving this information to Nog.


RO
How so?

NOG
Well, the power core we have now
came from Empok Nor, right? And
when I went to Empok Nor to get
it, we found that the Androssi had
already been messing around with it
before we got there. Their devices
were all over the station. We thought
we’d cleared them all out when we
left the station in orbit of Cajara for
spares. And then we thought we’d
caught them all again after one caused
all the subspace disruptions and we
had to call in the Da Vinci to help.

RO
So there’s one you missed? And
it’s in the power core?

NOG
(shrug)
It’s the only original part of
Empok Nor left. It couldn’t
be anywhere else.

RO
I need you to get it out as soon as
possible, Nog. We barely missed
out on a disaster with Rionoj’s
freighter. We can’t risk the power
going out again in the middle of
something even more important.

NOG
I’d have to find the thing first.
Androssi use dimensional shifts to
hide their technology when they’re
not using it. That’s why it’s so
difficult to find in the first place
- it’s simply not there.

RO
Do you want me to call the Da
Vinci
back in, get their help?

NOG
(too fast)
No!
(recovers)
I mean... no, thank you sir. I got
pretty familiar with their stuff the
first and second times around.
We can handle it ourselves.
(beat)
But Commander, this signal... if
it’s broadcasting on an Androssi
frequency, sooner or later
somebody’s gonna respond to it.

RO
Bowers and I can handle the
Androssi if it comes to it.
(pointed)
As long as we have reliable
tactical hardware to do it with.

NOG
Understood.​


At Ro’s nod, Nog turns and leaves the office.


21 EXT. DEEP SPACE NINE


Focusing on the power core, glowing bright red at the bottom point of the station...


22 INT. DS9 - POWER CORE


As seen in DS9 8x03 “Avatar, pt 3”. A cavernous space in the heart of the station, a giant tower of blue-white throbbing energy suspended vertically through it, ringed by metal platforms at deck-height spacing.

Nog, Leishman and the rest stand on one of these platforms, wearing protective suits and goggles to shield them from the sheer power of the core. Its loud HUM forces them to shout to be heard as they work the nearby control panels.


NOG
We’ve got thirty decks’ worth of
power core to check, and this
thing, whatever it is, could be
anywhere in it. So have your teams
check everything. Work fast, but
work thorough. Go.​


They nod, and all move off in different directions - to the other side of the core, or metal stairways to other levels. Nog is still working at the panels, until he turns and sees that Leishman is still with him.


NOG
Oh! Mikaela - something wrong?

LEISHMAN
Nope. Just thought I’d stay and
hang out with you a bit longer,
if you don’t mind. I think we
work well together.​


Nog blushes and tries to hide a smile.


NOG
Don’t mind at all. Come on.​


Nog hefts his own large scanner, Leishman hefts hers, and together they step to the edge of the metal platform, as near to the core itself as safety allows. As they work...


LEISHMAN
How much do you know about the
Androssi?

NOG
Not a lot. Their technology, a bit
more. But I only ever met them
in person once.

LEISHMAN
I heard one of them sold some
engine parts to a Yridian trader
in return for classified files. And
then once they had the files,
they shifted the engine parts
they gave them into another
dimension and let the ship just
blow up to cover their tracks.

NOG
The Da Vinci crew told me not to
trust them. But the one I met,
he was some kind of middle
management. He didn’t seem
especially evil, he just had a job
to do. And unfortunately, that
job conflicted with our job.

LEISHMAN
So I guess the question is, who’s
giving them their jobs?

NOG
That would be the Elite. I don’t
think anyone ever sees them,
but they run the whole show
from behind the scenes.

LEISHMAN
You know more than you let on.
(smirk, flirty)
About lots of things, I bet.

NOG
(flirty back)
Oh, there’s definitely one thing
I know absolutely nothing about.

LEISHMAN
Well I know that’s not true.​


She grins at him, clearly referring to their liaison in the Jeffries tube junction. Nog blushes furiously and stutters to reply. Leishman turns back to work, clearly smirking and enjoying having got under Nog’s skin.


23 INT. DS9 - MAIN OPS CENTRE


Still in the tactical alcove, Bowers reacts all over again to a new ALERT on his console.


BOWERS
Commander!​


Ro looks up from where she was at the central Ops table.


BOWERS (cont)
Long-range sensors just picked up
a ship entering the Bajor sector.
It’s Androssi.

RO
I guess someone got the message.
They’re coming here?

BOWERS
At high speed. ETA three minutes.

RO
Okay. Hail them.​


Bowers works his panels. After a few moments...


BOWERS
They’re replying. Audio only.

RO
Yeah, Androssi don’t like to use
visual comms - it’s too big a
security risk. Put them through,
and pipe the feed down to Nog.​


Bowers nods and works his panels again. Soon, a male voice, SILMAR, speaks in a haughty and faux-polite tone.


SILMAR (comm)
Deep Space Nine. This is Overseer
Silmar of the Androssi.

RO
Hello, Overseer. This is Commander
Ro. Welcome to Deep Space Nine.​


Intercut with:


24 INT. DS9 - POWER CORE


Nog and Leishman react as they hear the signal come through their combadges...


RO (comm, cont)
How can we help you?

SILMAR (comm)
It appears you have something that
belongs to the Androssi. We would
like it back.

RO (comm)
Could you be more specific? What
kind of something are we talking
about, exactly?

SILMAR (comm)
Really, Commander. Do you expect
me to believe you haven’t found a
quantum-entangled dimensional
power converter on your station?​


Nog grins at the information Ro has managed to wangle out of Silmar. He directs Leishman to begin the search, which she does happily. Meanwhile Silmar is still talking...


SILMAR (comm)
I can’t even imagine the havoc
such a device will have caused to
your power distribution systems.​


Intercut with:


25 INT. DS9 - MAIN OPS CENTRE


Ro continues to handle the situation as calmly and wisely as she can - but Cenn and Bowers are both watching her.


RO
In fact, Overseer Silmar, we
have recently experienced some
minor issues. Are you claiming
responsibility for sabotage?​


Bowers makes a gesture to his eyes, and then to the main viewscreen - visual range. Ro nods for him to continue. Bowers works his panels, and the viewscreen comes to life with an image of the Androssi ship...


26 EXT. DEEP SPACE NINE


The Androssi ship approaches. It is boxy and oblong-shaped, practically prefab, utilitarian in the extreme and a dull beige colour. Even though it is almost all cargo space, the sheer size implies it nevertheless carries a wallop.


27 INT. DS9 - MAIN OPS CENTRE


Ro sees this on the main viewscreen, and refuses to be intimidated. She can handle these people.


SILMAR (comm)
Sabotage? You’d hardly be worth
the effort, Commander. No, I think
it is more likely that Starfleet has
simply stolen this technology
from the Androssi, and in its
usual ham-handed way, failed
to utilise it properly.

RO
Starfleet doesn’t steal, Overseer.
And even if we were in possession
of such a device, I’ve yet to hear
any proof that it belongs to you.

SILMAR (comm)
(chuckle)
Then allow me to demonstrate.​


Ro looks up to Bowers, confused - what does that mean?

Then another BROWNOUT hits all across Ops, power dipping and rolling and stuttering. All lights, screens, panels and machines power up and down, chopping back and forth, seemingly at random. Ro is incensed...


28 INT. DS9 - POWER CORE


The power core also STUTTERS, power fluctuating, the constant HUM rising and falling, the entire station reacting around it as power is interrupted.


LEISHMAN
Damn it, no!

NOG
Nog to all crew in the power core
area - this is helpful! Use it to
track this quantum-entangled what-
ever down. Quick, while we can!​


He and Leishman both begin working their tricorders at full speed, scanning everywhere...


29 INT. DS9 - QUARK’S BAR


SPLAT - another half-formed meal splashes to the bottom of the replicator alcove and all over Quark’s already dirty jacket, while lights and power fluctuate around the bar.


QUARK
(furious bellow)
NNNOOOGGG!!!​


30 INT. DS9 - MAIN OPS CENTRE


Struggling to get anything useful out of his panels, Bowers calls urgently to Ro...


BOWERS
Commander, they’re charging
weapons - I think.

RO
Raise shields. Arm phasers.

BOWERS
I can’t do either. Whatever
they’re doing, it’s interfering
with all our tactical systems -
like it’s deliberately targeted.

SILMAR (comm)
Your worker is correct, Commander.
I have control of your weapons,
your shields, all defensive or
offensive capabilities of any kind,
while leaving sensors and comm
channels open. Now, tell me -
is that sufficient proof for you?

RO
(gritted teeth)
Yes, Overseer.

SILMAR (comm)
Good. Then I suggest you return
our property immediately, or we
will destroy you.​


Off Ro’s furious expression...


FADE OUT


END OF ACT THREE
 
ACT FOUR


FADE IN


31 EXT. DEEP SPACE NINE


The station stutters and skips and fluctuates, clearly unable to defend itself.

Nearby, the bland and boring Androssi ship, lights growing at the corners of its square and boxy design - weapons hot.


32 INT. DS9 - MAIN OPS CENTRE


Bowers works his panels as best he can, but there is not much he can do. As Ops stutters around them, he turns to Ro with a look of annoyed helplessness. Ro steps close...


RO
(silent)
Defiant.​


Bowers nods his understanding and steps away - Ro takes control of the tactical panels for herself. Bowers TAPS his combadge three times...


33 INT. DEFIANT - BRIDGE


The LIGHTS come on, revealing an as yet empty bridge. All the consoles come to life...


34 INT. DS9 - MAIN OPS CENTRE


After a last significant look from Ro, Bowers disappears in a Starfleet TRANSPORTER beam.


35 INT. DS9 - POWER CORE


Nog and Leishman are scanning. Tenmei is nearby - she hears the THREE TAPS on her own combadge, knows what it means.

Tenmei looks across to Nog - his sensitive ears also picked it up. They nod to each other, then she TRANSPORTS away.


36 INT. DEFIANT - BRIDGE


Tenmei steps towards her helm console, casting her goggles aside as she settles into the seat and starts working.

Bowers is already sat in the command chair, with EXTRAS streaming out of the rear doors to take up other positions.


BOWERS
Full reverse, quarter thrusters, then
attack vector on the Androssi
ship, but let them fire first.

TENMEI
Aye sir.​


Tenmei gets the ship moving...


37 INT. DS9 - MAIN OPS CENTRE


From her position at the tactical console, Ro looks down to Cenn at the central Ops table. He nods back to her.


RO
Overseer Silmar, you still there?

SILMAR (comm)
Where else would I be?

RO
Just checking. You see, Starfleet
is rarely as defenceless as people
think. As we speak, the Defiant is
taking up position between you
and the station.

SILMAR (comm)
That insect of a ship? I see it.
I’m not impressed.

RO
That insect has one hell of a
sting, Overseer.​


Ro’s attention is caught by an alert on her panels. Curious, she checks it...


INSERT - THE PANEL


It’s a text message. It reads...


LET ME TALK TO HIM. ONE
HAGGLER TO ANOTHER. NOG​


BACK TO SCENE


Ro considers it for a moment...


RO
Overseer - now that we’re back on
even ground, I’d like you to speak
to my chief engineer.

SILMAR (comm)
You allow your subordinates to
speak for you?

RO
When they know better than me,
yes. That’s what a good commander
does. Lieutenant Nog?

NOG (comm)
Thanks, Commander.​


38 INT. DS9 - POWER CORE


Nog stands by the consoles on his level, the power core still throbbing erratically, waxing and waning behind him. He has to speak loudly to be heard over the noise of it.


NOG
Overseer Silmar, my name is Nog...
son of Rom.

SILMAR (comm)
Rom... Grand Nagus of Ferenginar?
And yet you work for Starfleet?

NOG
They know a good thing when they
see it.​


Behind him, Leishman smirks. She looks to the power core in front of her, and there is the ANDROSSI DEVICE - suspended in the fluctuating core and surrounded by a brown MESH forcefield (as seen in DS9 8x04 “Cold Fusion”).


NOG
We’ve located the device. Quantum
entanglement - I’m impressed,
Overseer. That’s very advanced
tech. I imagine the Elite must be
pretty eager to get hold of it.

SILMAR (comm)
What do you know of the Elite?

NOG
Not much. Only that they send out
Overseers like you to find tech
they’re interested in, and bring
it back safely.

SILMAR (comm)
Then you know I will do what is
necessary to reclaim the device.

NOG
Oh, I understand completely. But
only what’s necessary, right? We
Ferengi have a Rule, our third
most important one, in fact. Never
spend more for an acquisition than
you have to.​


There is a pause. When Silmar returns, he seems to be speaking more as an equal, not condescending to them.


SILMAR (comm)
What is your proposal?​


Nog smiles with relief, knowing he’s got him.


39 INT. DS9 - MAIN OPS CENTRE


Ro smiles too - Nog is successfully talking Silmar down.


40 INT. DEFIANT - BRIDGE


Tenmei overhears this exchange, and likewise grins. But Bowers cautions her...


BOWERS
Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.
Stay alert, everyone.​


41 INT. DS9 - POWER CORE


Nog continues, getting more confident as he goes.


NOG
We both have something the other
wants, Overseer. There’s no point
you destroying the station - you
do that, and you lose your prize.
And frankly, we need your help.
I can’t get this thing out of our
power core without you.

SILMAR (comm)
You expect us to do your work
for you?

NOG
I’m suggesting we work together.
I know your people are skilled
engineers. I’m not too bad in that
department myself. If you help us
get this thing out safely, we have
a station that keeps working, and
you have something your Elite
sponsors will be very grateful to
receive. And a grateful sponsor
is a generous sponsor.​


Another pause as Silmar thinks it over. After a moment, the device hovering inside the core disappears as it returns to subspace, the brown mesh dissipating.

A moment later, and the power SURGES back in the main core. Nog and Leishman stagger back from it. Power also returns throughout the rest of the core area.


42 INT. DS9 - MAIN OPS CENTRE


Ops is also coming back to life. Ro and Cenn are hopeful...


SILMAR (comm)
Commander Ro, you may expect my
Sub-Overseer and two workers by
matter transfer shortly. Out.​


And that’s it, it’s over. Ro and Cenn smile, relieved and glad that everything’s back to normal. Ro taps her badge...


RO
Ro to Bowers - crisis over, for now.
Keep an eye on them though.

BOWERS (comm)
Understood, Commander.

RO
Ro to Evik - please report to Ops
with two of your best friends,
we’ll be having company.

EVIK (comm)
Aye, Commander. On my way.

RO
Ro to Nog - well done.​


43 INT. DS9 - POWER CORE


Nog turns to Leishman, grinning wide and victorious. They both tear the goggles off and throw them aside.


NOG
Thanks, Commander. Nog out.​


Leishman JUMPS into his arms and hugs him with a GIGGLE.


LEISHMAN
Go Nog! You did it!​


Flushed with success and confidence in the moment, Nog asks the question he has been dying to ask all along...


NOG
Mikaela, would you like to go out
on a date with me?​


Leishman steps back out of the hug, jaw dropped, utterly shocked by the question. She was totally not expecting it, and it is incredibly awkward.


LEISHMAN
Oh... Nog... umm...​


Nog’s face drops as it becomes clear this is not going to go well. Leishman doesn’t want to hurt him, but...


NOG
No, don’t -

LEISHMAN
It’s just -

NOG
But we -

LEISHMAN
I know -​


They both go quiet, not knowing who should talk next.


LEISHMAN
I’m sorry, Nog.

NOG
But I thought... I mean, you were
the one who...

LEISHMAN
And I don’t regret it. I wanted it,
and you seemed to want it too.
I... just don’t want anything
more than that. Is that... okay?​


Nog backs away, desperately trying to save face.


NOG
It’s completely fine. Don’t worry
about it. Forget I asked.

LEISHMAN
It’s just that I’m not really looking
for a boyfriend right now, I’m really
concentrating more on my career -

NOG
Yeah yeah of course that’s fine,
I totally understand...

LEISHMAN
And you’re my senior officer, we
work together all the time -

NOG
Absolutely, you’re right, it’s
completely inappropriate.
I’ll just... yeah.​


Nog turns and walks away, and as he does, we see the pained, heartbroken expression on his face.

Leishman watches him go, sad at having had to disappoint him, annoyed at the awkward situation...


FADE OUT


END OF ACT FOUR
 
ACT FIVE


FADE IN


44 EXT. DEEP SPACE NINE


The dull and blocky Androssi ship slowly turns and lumbers away from the station. That done, the Defiant returns to its usual position on the docking ring.


45 INT. DS9 - DOCKING RING CORRIDOR


The airlock is rolled open, and Starfleet crew stream out of it back into the station. Among them is Prynn Tenmei.

As she emerges, she notices Mikaela Leishman hovering there waiting for her, clearly with something on her mind. Prynn is not especially sympathetic.


TENMEI
What’s wrong with your face?

LEISHMAN
(hesitant)
Nog asked me out.

TENMEI
He did?! Good for Nog!

LEISHMAN
I turned him down.​


Tenmei angrily grabs Leishman and drags her out of the flow of traffic so that they can talk more privately.


TENMEI
What the hell is wrong with you?
Nog’s a great guy, you could do
a hell of a lot worse.

LEISHMAN
I know he’s a great guy! I’m just
not interested in him that way.
And I’m not going to date a guy
out of pity.

TENMEI
So you got your kicks in the
Jeffries tube and now you just
throw him aside, is that it?

LEISHMAN
I don’t have to justify anything
I choose to do to you, Prynn.

TENMEI
Then why were you here, waiting
for me?

LEISHMAN
Because you’re his friend! Look,
I don’t want to hurt him, okay?
So what do I do now - aside
from dating him?​


Prynn settles down a bit, ponders the problem. Annoyed as she is, she can’t force Leishman to be attracted to Nog.


TENMEI
Well for one thing, if you’re not
interested then stop flirting and
sending mixed signals.

LEISHMAN
I didn’t realise I was.

TENMEI
You’ve been leading him on, Mikaela.
Clear the air. Be honest with him.
He’ll get over it.​


CUT TO:


46 INT. DS9 - QUARK’S BAR


Nog collapses onto the bar, miserable.


NOG
I’m unloveable.​


Quark looks down at him, unimpressed and still wearing his stained and dirty jacket.


QUARK
If you’re expecting me to argue...​


Nog glares up at him angrily. Quark takes pity.


QUARK
What happened?

NOG
I can’t get a single girl to go
out with me. Not one. She even
came on to me first, and she
still turned me down.

QUARK
Well, that’s your problem right
there. You let the female take
control. That’s just unnatural.

NOG
Uncle...

QUARK
Females are nothing but trouble,
Nog. They ruin your life, they
take your latinum...

NOG
Even you don’t believe that.

QUARK
Oh yeah? Ro took me to bed, used
me for sex, then said she didn’t
want a relationship.

NOG
Leishman did that to me!

QUARK
Exactly. Look, Nog. You’re not
unloveable. You’re just looking
in the wrong place.

NOG
...At females?

QUARK
At human females. Or Bajoran ones.
Find yourself a nice traditional
Ferengi female, who will stay at
home and raise your children and
keep out of your business, and
all these problems go away.

NOG
You’ve never dated a traditional
Ferengi female in your life.

QUARK
(re dirty jacket)
And look at me!​


Quark stomps away, futilely trying to swipe the stains off his jacket. Nog sighs, gets up from the bar, and heads across the floor to where Tenmei and Candlewood are already sat at their usual table. He slumps into a spare seat.


TENMEI
Please tell me you weren’t asking
your uncle for advice on women.

NOG
Aren’t I entitled to my culture?
(Tenmei shrugs)
Fine - let’s hear your advice, then.
Go on, dazzle me.
(nobody says
anything)
Please. Anything is better than
nothing. John - you and Hetik
can’t keep your hands off each
other. What’s your secret?

CANDLEWOOD
You think I’m good at romance?
Did you miss all of last year?

TENMEI
Rubbish. You two are in total honey-
moon phase. Not that we get to
hear any of the juicy details.

CANDLEWOOD
Yeah, because if I say anything
out loud, I’ll screw it up and go
back to being lonely and pathetic.
You’re right, Hetik and I are in
a really great place right now.
(drifts away)
Seriously, it’s amazing.
(back on topic)
But once the chemistry wears off,
I’m terrified I’ve got nothing else
to offer. Don’t look at me for
advice, Nog. I’m no romantic.​


Nog turns to Prynn instead - she shakes her head.


TENMEI
Don’t look at me either. I haven’t
had a date in over a year, and the
last time I had anything vaguely
approaching a boyfriend, he was
married to two other women and
another man.

NOG
So what you’re saying is, we’re
all as pathetic as each other.

CANDLEWOOD
Basically, yeah.​


Nog considers that for a moment... and then SMILES. It’s actually comforting.


NOG
Thanks.

TENMEI
You’re welcome.​


Tenmei looks up, and draws Nog’s attention towards the bar entrance, where Leishman, Chao and Permenter are entering. After a deep breath and a comforting touch from Prynn, Nog gets up from the table to meet Leishman half way.


NOG
Hey.

LEISHMAN
Hey. Look, I’m sorry about -

NOG
No, it was my fault.

LEISHMAN
I’ve been told I was leading you
on, and that wasn’t my intention.
But can I just ask - do you really
have those feelings for me?

NOG
(shy smile)
Honestly, no. Not to make it any
worse, but you were just the only
woman who’d shown any interest.

LEISHMAN
Don’t be like that, Nog. You’re a
great catch. You just might need
to keep fishing a little longer.
(frown)
That doesn’t make sense, but you
know what I mean. Why don’t I buy
you a drink, and we can talk about
women. What do you say?

NOG
Sounds like a good deal.​


Nog and Leishman head back to the bar.

Meanwhile, Chao and Permenter have joined Candlewood and Tenmei at the table.


CHAO
So another crisis averted, the day
is saved once again.

CANDLEWOOD
And I can get back to my proper
job at last.

PERMENTER
Oh, I’m sorry - did the station
almost blowing up and us all dying
in a fiery ball of death interrupt
your sex life?

CANDLEWOOD
That wasn’t what I was talking
about, but yes.

CHAO
Look, you’ve been teasing us for
days. It’s time for you to pay up.
Give us gossip, or else.

CANDLEWOOD
Nope.

TENMEI
You have no choice in the matter,
John. Gossip or die.

PERMENTER
She’s right, you know. We will
keep hounding you until you give
in and give us something juicy.

CHAO
Tell us. Tell us. Tell us.

ALL THREE
Tell us! Tell us! Tell us!

CANDLEWOOD
Oh my god, stop! I give in.

TENMEI
Ha! Knew it. You want to
gossip as much as we do.

CANDLEWOOD
I will tell you one thing. One
thing only, and then you stop
asking. You never bring this
up again. Deal?

PERMENTER
Fine, deal. Now spill it.

CANDLEWOOD
Alright. Here it comes. Are you
ready?​


The girls are all ears for the anticipated masterpiece of gossip to come. Candlewood prepares himself...


CANDLEWOOD
Their noses...​


The girls are like, really? You’re giving us noses? But Candlewood is drawing out the drama...


CANDLEWOOD (cont)
...are not the only Bajoran body
part that has ridges on it.​


The girls are confused. It takes a moment.

Then all their jaws slowly drop. They stare silently into the middle distance, heads filled with thoughts.

Candlewood languidly gets up from the table and stalks to the door, a victorious smirk filling his face.


BLACK OUT


END OF SHOW
 
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