Does Odo have jizz?

[Apogeal Alpha01]

wws said:
Don't know about 'jizz', but think about this. Since he can change his shape, he can make his "penis" any size or length AND it can stay hard until Kira reaches orgasm.

wws

Whoa! Knobby!

 

[PKTrekGirl]

Ewww...

Swallowing is winning.

I mean, the guy is OLD, for christsake.

 

[MrPointy]

I'm guessing Kira's the spitting type.

wws said:
Don't know about 'jizz', but think about this. Since he can change his shape, he can make his "penis" any size or length AND it can stay hard until Kira reaches orgasm.

This is something I've been meaning to figure out. Since the end of "Chimera", Kira has accepted Odo's changeling powers within their relationship. Does that mean she'll want Odo to morph into... stuff, during sex?

 

[Hofner]

wws said:
Don't know about 'jizz', but think about this. Since he can change his shape, he can make his "penis" any size or length AND it can stay hard until Kira reaches orgasm.

wws

Well, put it this way. The first night Odo spent in Kira's quarters she was heard singing "Oh sweet mystery of life at last I've found you".

Robert

 

[StarMan]

PLACE YOUR BETS!

 

[MrPointy]

Odo could completely turn himself into jizz. Peter North comes close, but Odo would still win it.

 

[Mage]

As a side note....

WTF!?!?!?!?!

 

[Michael]

Mage said:
As a side note....

WTF!?!?!?!?!

I want to second that.

WTF!?!?!?!?!

 

[Photon]

We do know this, he has the longest pecker in the Alpha Quadrant-putting Klingon Warriors to shame by a good 10-12 meters. On that note, it might take a while for an O to occur. That said, he probably manufactured many large O's so Kira would feel good about her bedding abilities.

 

[Navaros]

^

Ah, your post made me have an ephiphany.

The real reason the Klingon attacked Laas was because when Laas said "Mine is bigger than yours!", he was using a double-entendre that brought the feelings of shame in that (and every) Klingon to the surface.

Thanks for the enlightenment, Photon! :thumbsup:

 

[Photon]

Laas could have pulled a Blazing Saddles w/the Klingon-"stand back everyone while I whip dis out"
Glad I could help heh heh heh

 

[doubleohfive]

Belar said:

Mage said:
As a side note....

WTF!?!?!?!?!

I want to second that.

WTF!?!?!?!?!

What can I say? I was drunkl.

 

[Elmo Dukat]

doubleohfive said:

Belar said:

Mage said:
As a side note....

WTF!?!?!?!?!

I want to second that.

WTF!?!?!?!?!

What can I say? I was drunkl.

Best. Thread. Title. Ever

And by the way, can you have jizz if you're basically made of jizz?

 

[StarMan]

Elmo Dukat said:

doubleohfive said:

Belar said:

Mage said:
As a side note....

WTF!?!?!?!?!

I want to second that.

WTF!?!?!?!?!

What can I say? I was drunkl.

Best. Thread. Title. Ever

And by the way, can you have jizz if you're basically made of jizz?

It's true what the Founders said, remember? Somewhere in the middle of the six episode war arc. I think it went along the lines of "Odo. Every Changeling is sacred. Every Changeling is great. And, if a Changeling is wasted, the Link gets quite irate."

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

So that means that they swallow?

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Tristan said:
It's true what the Founders said, remember? Somewhere in the middle of the six episode war arc. I think it went along the lines of "Odo. Every Changeling is sacred. Every Changeling is great. And, if a Changeling is wasted, the Link gets quite irate."

Makes you see Odo's bucket in a whole new light. I mean, the stereotype is an old sock, but he needs an entire bucket!? And what a creepy gesture to give the bucket to Kira when he dumped her.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Only on a Star Trek website...

 

[Mal]

AdmiralGarak said:
Makes you see Odo's bucket in a whole new light. I mean, the stereotype is an old sock, but he needs an entire bucket!? And what a creepy gesture to give the bucket to Kira when he dumped her.

so he basically gave her a used cond...er...bucket