There reason that I hate the Prequel Trilogy is because George, you did not personally consult with me about my vision of the Star Wars Universe. I have a personal vested interest in Star Wars that overtakes yours, George. Why George did not pick me as the writer, director, producer, star, co-star, and key grip for Episodes I to III. I have a lot of background in viewing and critiquing movies from my couch to my ipod. Why George did you not choose me, when I personally acted out every scene from Star Wars, including playing both Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker at the same time. I know those characters better than my little brother. I know how to use a camera George, because I used my parents old camera, which my friends and I have mapped out Episodes VII to XX. Why George did you rape my childhood?
Gross hyperbole if I've heard it. My only interest in
Star Wars is that it achieves a bare minimum of cinematic worth. With flat (at best) performances from actors who have proven they are capable of far better (this means bad direction), empty characterization and boring plotting (this means bad writing), an overuse of often fake looking computer generated effects, and even butchered edits of the most redeeming aspect of the series (John Williams' score), it doesn't achieve that minimum.
But don't take my word for it. Listen to the critics
here,
here, and
here. The critics, to their credit, are far more positive about the third film than I am. But, then again, when "the only one at all worth watching [of the prequels]" is positive praise, what gives?