Doctor Who Caption Contest #1: Trailer Hitch

[Classic Fan]

Soooo, i guess the time is right to restart the caption contests.

After being really busy for, well, ages. Some have mentioned in the thread about the return of the caption contests.

So, after i originally started them up about 15 years ago now, ill start afresh with the newer ones. Wiping the slate clean again.

Personally, i thought someone wouldve taken over my reign by now, but then, maybe they have, i havnt been online much recently in the past year or so.


So, here goes...

First lot out are hitched from the trailer first seen on new years day after the confidential.


Good luck...

C ya round the boards people, its happy to be back...


Mods, if poss, can ya pin 'em as always. Love ya loads. X

 

[Starkers]

Scientist "You hit me, Tennant never hit me!"

Smith "I'm not Tennant!"

"You take that back about my bow-tie!"

"I wonder if it's too early to suggest a threesome?"

"The name's Who, Doctor Who."

 

[Candlelight]

"Watch out Basil, that's a man, baby!"
"Doctor, that's my mother!"

"Amy be careful! There's a camouflaged Dalek in this room. He's somewhere alright. I just know it..."

Doctor: "That thing will kill us all"
Army person: "That thing will kill us all"
Amy: "Hey... there's a window open, should we like tell someone about that or something? Guys?"

"This is not a gun, I'm not firing a gun, I don't even like guns, you can't prove anything!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

The Doctor (eleven): Sonic screwdriver? That was the other guy. This Doctor packs heat.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Doctor: Do you feel lucky punk? Well do you?

 

[Nerys Myk]

AMY: Thats a good way to lose a hand.

DOCTOR: You joined the army, man? I don't know you any more.

DALEK: Sorry, I didn't have the grades to go to University like you!

DOCTOR: What??? We weren't doing anything! Honest!!!!

 

[Starkers]

Doctor: "That thing will kill us all"
Army person: "That thing will kill us all"
Amy: "Hey... there's a window open, should we like tell someone about that or something? Guys?"

Army person? Army person?

she has a name you know

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

The Master: But Doctor, look into your hearts!
Doctor: What hearts? <bang>

 

[Mr. Adventure]

"I told you I could toss a peanut in there."

Doctor: "I think I see it now. Do you know what I'm thinking?"
Amy: "That this shirt makes me look fat?"
Doctor: "Wait, wha, huh?"

 

[Candlelight]

Doctor: "That thing will kill us all"
Army person: "That thing will kill us all"
Amy: "Hey... there's a window open, should we like tell someone about that or something? Guys?"

Army person? Army person?

she has a name you know

Who is it?

 

[Mr. Adventure]

^^ River Song

 

[Candlelight]

^^ River Song

Season four character I'm guessing...?

Never saw season four (save for the finale).

 

[Nerys Myk]

^^ River Song

Season four character I'm guessing...?

Never saw season four (save for the finale).

Turn in your sonic screwdriver and TARDIS key at the desk. Your check is in the mail.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

River Song: Your previous incarnation would've figured it out by now, sweetie.

 

[Haggis and tatties]

The Dr tests out his new halitosis powers.

Ohhhhh you cant get quicker than a kwik fit fitter, we're the boys to trust.

And our next question is a starter for 10.......who did...
(BUZZZ)The Dr....Galafrey!

Tennant!!!!....get away from that console.

 

[Cuhl]

When they said the man had a glass jaw, the Doctor hadn't realized they were speaking literally.

 

[Classic Fan]

"This regeneration aint no 6ft tree huggin' hippy. Now, get outa my Tardis, Russel."

 

[Candlelight]

"Ask yourself punk... did I regenerate 11 times... or only 10...?"

 

[Candlelight]

^^ River Song

Season four character I'm guessing...?

Never saw season four (save for the finale).

Turn in your sonic screwdriver and TARDIS key at the desk. Your check is in the mail.

Mate, I only have one Dr Who item of merchandise left and even that's up for sale. I gave up my Tardis key long ago...

...still try and get in every now and then though...

 

[Mistral]

When they said the man had a glass jaw, the Doctor hadn't realized they were speaking literally.

You $@#%&* !

First thing I thought of...