"I only drink to be sociable. Cheers, Orac."
"I'm just the girl next door."
"If you were the girl next door, I'd move."
"Where to?"
"Next door."
"Staying with you requires a degree of stupidity of which I no longer feel capable."
"You're just being modest."
"It's considered bad manners to kill your friends while committing suicide."
My favourite Avon quote, though, is one that's got good depth and meaning, and I like it as a mission statement: "I have never understood why it should be necessary to become irrational in order to prove that you care, or, indeed, why it should be necessary to prove it at all."
"I'm just the girl next door."
"If you were the girl next door, I'd move."
"Where to?"
"Next door."
"Staying with you requires a degree of stupidity of which I no longer feel capable."
"You're just being modest."
"It's considered bad manners to kill your friends while committing suicide."
My favourite Avon quote, though, is one that's got good depth and meaning, and I like it as a mission statement: "I have never understood why it should be necessary to become irrational in order to prove that you care, or, indeed, why it should be necessary to prove it at all."