I admit I lost interest in GC when he became a bitter, overly political, old grouch (basically everything from “What Am I Doing In New Jersey?” onward), but I would have LOVED to hear his reaction to social media and its ilk.
And I’d be looking forward to further extending the “Baseball & Football” bit.
“The object of the game in football is for the quarterback, also known as the FIELD GENERAL, to be ON TARGET with his AERIAL ASSAULT, riddling the defense by HITTING his receivers with DEADLY ACCURACY, in spite of the BLITZ, even if he has to use the SHOTGUN. With short BULLET passes and long BOMBS, he MARCHES THE TROOPS INTO ENEMY TERRITORY, balancing his AERIAL ASSAULT with a sustained GROUND ATTACK, which PUNCHES HOLES in the FORWARD WALL of the ENEMY’S DEFENSIVE LINE.
In baseball, the object is to go home, and to be safe.”
And I’d be looking forward to further extending the “Baseball & Football” bit.

“The object of the game in football is for the quarterback, also known as the FIELD GENERAL, to be ON TARGET with his AERIAL ASSAULT, riddling the defense by HITTING his receivers with DEADLY ACCURACY, in spite of the BLITZ, even if he has to use the SHOTGUN. With short BULLET passes and long BOMBS, he MARCHES THE TROOPS INTO ENEMY TERRITORY, balancing his AERIAL ASSAULT with a sustained GROUND ATTACK, which PUNCHES HOLES in the FORWARD WALL of the ENEMY’S DEFENSIVE LINE.
In baseball, the object is to go home, and to be safe.”

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