Do You Think Dukat Played Baseball?

[lurok]

He'd also probably stop between each time at bat to give a monologue about his performance in the game and how the Bajorans should be thankful he let them watch their benefactor spend time with the Emissary.

I can so see him doing that.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Dukat would be Robin Ventura to Sisko's Nolan Ryan.

Actually, from what I hear, Robin Ventura is a pretty nice guy. Not very Dukat-like in personality.

I suppose Dukat, compared to an existing player, would be somebody like Vicente Padilla, who always just seems to act like a dick and throw pitches at people's heads for no reason. In this case, Padilla is the Dukat to Mark Teixeira's Sisko.

Or, even better: August 12, 1984. Braves vs. Padres. In this case, I'll break it down as follows:

Pascual Perez (Braves starting pitcher): Dukat

The entire Braves team: the Cardassians

Dick Williams (Padres manager): Sisko

The entire Padres team: the Federation

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[M.A.C.O.]

Of course Dukat played this American past time that no one plays anymore on Earth.