Do you know how you will die?

[Witterquick]

I know it sounds like a silly question but I think lots of people probably speculate on that question sometimes?

If I am honest with myself, I know how I'm going to die. The inevitability of it just depresses the hell out of me but I try not to think about it. It's hard to explain, but it's like knowing you're going to have at least one more extremely excruciating stomachache in your lifetime, but you try not to think about it.

Please forgive me if I offended or depressed anyone. It's really not my intention at all and I just want to hear speculations. No, I do not have a fatal disease.

 

[Shatmandu]

I'll die old, watching Star Trek TOS.

Joe, to the end

 

[CorporalClegg]

As long as outfits are involved, I'll be content.

 

[RoJoHen]

I will die much like I have lived: bored and alone.

Well, bored at least. Hopefully not alone.

 

[Goji]

I want an odd death, one that makes people sit up and say WTF?! It should also, ideally, dispose of my body so nobody has to worry about what to do about it. Something like accidently falling into the piranha tank during feeding time.

So in a decade or two, I'll get a job at the nearest aquarium that I can find that keeps piranhas, work my way into the position of their feeder, and wait for the fateful day to come.

Oh, and there should be, like, a *lot* of people around watching when I go. Hopefully small children, so my horrific death will scar them for life. Mwahahahaha.

 

[Roshi]

Where would be the fun if I knew how I will die?

 

[AstroSmurf]

Being a devout vegetarian I have always assumed that I would be mowed down by a herd of stampeding cows. That cholesterol is bound to get us one way or another.

My second choice would be getting hit by a meteor or satellite. Either would most definitely get me on the news.

 

[Witterquick]

Where would be the fun if I knew how I will die?

The fun is in the guessing. I already have a best guess and I know it will come true.

 

[Aragorn]

I'm actually immortal, but I have a feeling that once earth becomes uninhabitable, it'll kill me. If it doesn't, that's gonna really really really suck.

 

[CorporalClegg]

^
Just create several different TBBS accounts. There's enough material to keep yourself occupied for years.

 

[RoJoHen]

I'm actually immortal, but I have a feeling that once earth becomes uninhabitable, it'll kill me. If it doesn't, that's gonna really really really suck.

Well, hopefully at some point humans will develop some awesome space travel technique, and then you could spend eternity in your spaceship visiting alien worlds.

Wait a second...are you Dr. Who?!

 

[Witterquick]

^
Just create several different TBBS accounts. There's enough material to keep yourself occupied for years.

^That is so goin to suck. Since there's no internet, all the various accounts and posts all happens in his head.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Being a devout vegetarian I have always assumed that I would be mowed down by a herd of stampeding cows. That cholesterol is bound to get us one way or another.

My second choice would be getting hit by a meteor or satellite. Either would most definitely get me on the news.

So death by huge slabs of beef?

Sounds hot.

 

[Michael Chris]

I don't have a clue. I don't want it to be a surprise though.

 

[SPOCKED]

Taco Bell dumpster freak accident

 

[tharpdevenport]

Yes, but I can't tell you.


If I had my way, it would be in a bed full of the hottest, most naked girls ever, with my a smile on my lifeless body.


Either that or a freak poodle accident.

 

[RoJoHen]

^Not just naked. The most naked.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Death!



By snu-snu!

 

[tharpdevenport]

^Not just naked. The most naked.

When "regular" naked simply isn't enough.

 

[SPOCKED]

Being a devout vegetarian I have always assumed that I would be mowed down by a herd of stampeding cows. That cholesterol is bound to get us one way or another.

I can hear your voice, AS.. you post just exactly the way you speak