Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by An Officer, Dec 16, 2008.
Ride 'em, cowgirl!
Save a horse...
Outpost4, I'm kinda confused why you want a pony...
Well who doesn't like cheesecake
Isn't it obvious? More ponies, more girls...
Apparently, he really likes to economise on his showers.
There was this one time where I had some people over and we got a little wasted. Anyways, this girl I was sort of getting together with at the time and this other girl pass out in my bed in their underwear. Being a guy and living by the guy code, obviously I had to try a threesome. So, I strip down naked, come in the bottom of the bed under the sheets in between them and start trying to get it going. They both said no, told me to leave and I slept on the couch. Denied!
That wasn't very hot, was it.
Generally you have more luck if you leave that till later...
Without getting into too much detail my hottest sexual encounter was a same-sex one.
We were at a party at a dorm. I knew he was gay, he knew I was bi. I was in a door threshold observing some girls doing coke, he came up behind me and pinched my butt. I reached around and grabbed his groin. We then adjourned to the corridor so he could "show me the campus" where we immediately started making out and feeling each other up. We figured the well-lit corridor was too public a place for that kind of exposure so we went to a dimly-lit stairwell where it got even heavier and wouldn't you know, someone walked through the door leading to the stairwell...
Anyway, we went to the men's room on that floor, locked the door and proceeded to get down and dirty. We didn't have sex - everything but.
If I weren't married today or seeing anyone, I'd surely pursue a gay relationship.
and yes, I consider that "not too much detail"
Probably my biggest mistake was going in there too soon and not letting them pass out.
The you need to wake them up and indignantly claim that they fell asleep when you were already there, but that you forgive them.
No, Captain Intrepid is right. It was the sneaking in naked part that was the problem.
Not to be too much of a buzzkill, but two girls sleeping in a bed that is not regularly their own means they feel safe there. A naked guy is generally not a safe thing. You needed to create "safe sex", if you know what I mean.
Plus, taking off your partner's clothes is plain sexy. You should have started off mostly clothed and from the side, of course first removing rough parts like shoes and your belt.
You probably still wouldn't have had your three way, but at least you would have slept with two girls in their underwear, and that wouldn't have been half bad.
I am surprised they were able to resist The Garak!
Whatever happened to your one date anyway?
Well, actually I meant his "coming in the bottom of the bed," but then I was just going for a cheap laugh.
^ This is definitely the place for those!
My hot sister in law came round the other day to see her sister but she was at work, I invited her in and we sat down and decided to have a few drinks and wait for her to finish work in another 4 hours. Anyway she can't take her drink and she got pretty plastered pretty quickly and started to unzip my trousers, she took out my penis and put it in her mouth and.................
....ok i'm kidding.
Captain Intrepid, as cheap laughs are my specialty, I'm amazed I missed it.
My bad. It's probably the influence of the most romantic thread going on right now, and the "low rent" turn that thread has taken. Most guys are driven more by their little head than their heart. They should listen to Raquel Welch, who long ago said the sexiest part of a guy is his brain.
A girl inadvertantly grabbed my grotch while waiting in line once at a fast-food restaurant. That's, kind-of, hot.
Be thankful she wasn't falling hard, or it could have been a case of "hurt" rather than "hot".
This one time, I got this hooker and paid her while told her all the reasons I was a loser over the course of an entire weekend. At the very end, she gave me hand release out of pity but still charged me. Does that count?
^ If it counts for you.
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