Got a ticket for hitchhiking is all.
Do you have a criminal record?
- Thread starter Mr Silver
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No, no record. I only ever got in trouble in school once (we made fun of the teacher behind her back and she heard), and I remember it as an absolutely horrifying experience, even though all I had to do was move my pin forward one square. 
I like to be good.
I like to be good.
Not me. I'm a goody-two shoes.
Nope. I'm a good citizen. Either that, or they just haven't caught me yet. 
Let's see:
Illegal mining
Illegal dumping
Evading payment of fine
Attempted bribery
Smuggling illegal goods
Trading in illegal goods
Launching without clearance
Permit violation
Unlawful discharge of weapon
Piracy and murder
But all that was while playing Frontier: Elite II.
In real life, sadly nothing.
Although I do have that Crazy Frog song...
Illegal mining
Illegal dumping
Evading payment of fine
Attempted bribery
Smuggling illegal goods
Trading in illegal goods
Launching without clearance
Permit violation
Unlawful discharge of weapon
Piracy and murder
But all that was while playing Frontier: Elite II.
In real life, sadly nothing.
Although I do have that Crazy Frog song...
J
Jetfire
Guest
Let's see:
Illegal mining
Illegal dumping
Evading payment of fine
Attempted bribery
Smuggling illegal goods
Trading in illegal goods
Launching without clearance
Permit violation
Unlawful discharge of weapon
Piracy and murder
But all that was while playing Frontier: Elite II.
In real life, nothing.
Just when I thought you were gonna be interesting...
Let's see:
Illegal mining
Illegal dumping
Evading payment of fine
Attempted bribery
Smuggling illegal goods
Trading in illegal goods
Launching without clearance
Permit violation
Unlawful discharge of weapon
Piracy and murder
But all that was while playing Frontier: Elite II.
In real life, sadly nothing.
Although I do have that Crazy Frog song...
Well if we're including gaming, go ahead and arrest me for grand theft auto, hit and run, murder, drug dealing, arson, resisting arrest, illegal firearms....... I'm sure there are a few more.
Let's see:
Illegal mining
Illegal dumping
Evading payment of fine
Attempted bribery
Smuggling illegal goods
Trading in illegal goods
Launching without clearance
Permit violation
Unlawful discharge of weapon
Piracy and murder
But all that was while playing Frontier: Elite II.
In real life, sadly nothing.
Although I do have that Crazy Frog song...
Well if we're including gaming, go ahead and arrest me for grand theft auto, hit and run, murder, drug dealing, arson, resisting arrest, illegal firearms....... I'm sure there are a few more.
Don't make me recite my rap sheet from Monkey Island 2...
J
Jetfire
Guest
I know when I played/playing WoW I committed mass murder. 
Same.
I shot a man in Reno. Just to watch him die.
Worst I ever got was a speeding ticket. No actual crimes to speak of.
Yeah, yeah, I know, it's not at all exciting. Big deal.I'd much rather be boring and free, than be some badass rebel and in jail or dead.
Wow, you care so much about what other people think about you, you even get defensive when you admit you don't have a criminal record.
No criminal record for me. I battle the forces of evil and corruption. 
How do they do that? Stick the ticket to your lapel and leave you there?
Nah. I'm a cool kid, and I'm clean as a satellite assembly clean room.
No reason you can't do both!
I'm not sure what most countries will refuse entry with, apart from the obvious. I know that you are refused entry to the USA if you have any driving related offences and several countries will refuse entry to violent crime offenders, but asides from those i'm stumped.
Can you be turned away from America for running a red light?
Can you be turned away from America for running a red light?
Which, of course, are the only two options. Right, people?Worst I ever got was a speeding ticket. No actual crimes to speak of.
Yeah, yeah, I know, it's not at all exciting. Big deal.
*crickets, tumbleweed*
Hello? Is this thing on?
What MLB is trying to say is that all free people are boring.
Or something like that... I'm not entirely sure. I think he isn't either...
Or something like that... I'm not entirely sure. I think he isn't either...
Technically, any criminal record excludes you from the visa waiver program and you must apply to the embassy for entry. The definition of criminal record normally excludes minor traffic offences dealt with by means of a fixed penalty notice, but I'd check if you're concerned.
A US immigration guy once asked me if I'd ever been in trouble with the police and wouldn't take 'no' for an answer. Obviously, I look shifty.
No, no lol, i'm as clean as an unopened bar of soap! It was more curiosity than anything else.
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