The whole point of imperial government is to create nonsensical arbitrary rules. You use our units too, don't you, you should know this!
Hrm... So who could I contact in the British government to get them to change the islands' timezone?
Once they abandon it, there will be a timezone with no residents. My plan is to take control of it and sue Bill Gates for including GMT - 2 in his operating system. I'll also demand a couple billion from the UN or I'll make my timezone 57 minutes and 32 seconds long, requiring the replacement of all clocks in the entire world!
