Do Spoofs Count?

[George]

If so, I present to you the USS Uglyprise, NCC-1071-KITBASH.

 

[BolianAuthor]

Not bad, but the sad part is that I've seen far worse attempts that have not been spoofs...

 

[Kaiser]

If so, I present to you the USS Uglyprise, NCC-1071-KITBASH.

thats spiffy Spoof there

 

[The Axeman]

Have you been on StarshipSchematics.com lately? You'll probably find this is already there.

 

[George]

Let me get this straight. Somebody actually combined a Galaxy saucer with sovereign nacelles, a mixed Nebula/Intrepid engineering section and an NX class nacelle? You've gotta be kidding me!

 

[BolianAuthor]

^

Sadly, he kids you not. As I said... worse has been done. On purpose.

 

[George]

We have gathered here today to mourn the loss of George's sanity...

 

[George]

Please tell me that it doesn't get worse than 13 nacelles, improvised Paint phaser strips, improvised paint photonic cannon and the configuration per se of this little Phage-infested hellhole:

 

[BolianAuthor]

NOW you're gettin' close... Star Trek: Miranda would be proud...

 

[largo]

there are things which, once seen, cannot be UNSEEN.

 

[The Axeman]

Now it's of the correct quality, submit it to a few sites and see where it gets accepted.

 

[Michael]

Please tell me that it doesn't get worse than 13 nacelles, improvised Paint phaser strips, improvised paint photonic cannon and the configuration per se of this little Phage-infested hellhole:

Ugh, I guess this one's reeeeeeeaaally fast, eh?

 

[Klaus]

Now THAT is impressively fugly... it deserves a detailed thread over in Trek Tech if they can tear themselves away from arguing over how many angels can dance on the head of a photon torpedo.

 

[George]

Now it's of the correct quality, submit it to a few sites and see where it gets accepted.

The JoAT team would probably try to find out where I live and kill me

 

[The Axeman]

...and your dog as well.

 

[baxart]

Ah... it reminds me of the classic Murder class.

 

[Bryan B)]

If so, I present to you the USS Uglyprise, NCC-1071-KITBASH.

Um... if you remove the NX hood ornament, isn't this basically a Nebula modified to support four E-type engines? Maybe it is design overkill, but to me this is no worse than the Nebula itself--mother of all kitbashes.

Compare to this one:

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~markusn/models/starships/uss_colorado/

Prepare for Ludicrous speed!

 

[BolianAuthor]

I actually like this ship...

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Yeah, that's actually really cool. Great detail, and it's not a straight up bash - it's blended and natural. I like the bigger escape pods and different engine design, which establish it at a different scale from the Galaxy/Nebula.

It's pretty effin slick, IMO.

 

[Kaiser]

I agree with Bolian Author and Herkimer Jitty