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"Do I detect the fine hand of Dr. Cox at work?"

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Darth_Pazuzu

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Dr. Cox, of course, was the Federation doctor who treated Gul Dukat when he lost his marbles after the death of his daughter Ziyal (not to mention the loss of his precious Terok Nor!). But of course when you say the name "Dr. Cox" these days, that just totally conjures up the face of John C. McGinley!

Bearing that in mind...just how exactly did you think Dukat's therapy sessions went? :lol:
 
Dr. Cox: Mr. Dukat is it? Well you are completely bonkers, whacko, crazy, bat shit insane, you phasered your own daughter for cryin' out loud, now why don't you take that spoon shaped forehead and try scooping out a few spoonfulls of Duranium out of the wall of your cell you crazy ass Cardassian Lunatic.
 
Dr Cox: I'm a real Doctor, not a happy-feely, tree hugging, "let's sit down and discuss how mummy never hugged me or daddy was never at my baseball games" pretend doctor. Sally, stop twirling your pigtails and send him up to Psych. Let me just warn you spoonhead, but Sally is a bit of a talker...for eight years I've never discovered the secret to make her shut up so if you're not crazy now by the time you get to the third floor you will be.
 
Obviously, not too well. He should have kept him medicated, or in a coma until he got back to Starfleet or the penal colony, wherever. I guess the Doc thought that because Dukat spoke galactic standard and he was well versed in human aberrant behavior that he was reaching him.

Of course, that's when he went from pure sociopath to a full blown psychotic. It fit the storyline.
 
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COX: *walks in looking down at chart* So let's see, you've gone bonkers after you lost your.. *looks up from chart and sees Dukat*... oh well come on now, not even a good doctor could fix that! What the hell happened to your face. Meat clever? Come on violet, you've got to be careful with those kitchen utinsels darling. Especially with a face as beautiful as yours. Now, why are you here?

DUKAT: Are you supposed to be my therapist.

COX: Don't ever, ever, ehehehehver call me a therapist. I am your doctor, Violet. Not a doctor like Dr. Phil is a doctor, but a real big boy doctor!

DUKAT: I'm feeling better already.

COX: So glad I could make you feel better. Let's be boyfriends, want a hug?! *Cox makes loud whistling noise* Newsflash my dear, you've got to stop falling for every cute looking boy that comes through the door. Oh, and a tad bit of advice, shoulder pads went out in the 80's.

DUKAT: Kira sent you, didn't she?
 
(Two loud whistles) Hate to break it to you Britney but you are what they refer to in professional terms as crayayayayayzeeheeheehee. I don't think I can help you, but if you ever need some ointment for that crap on your face, I can write you up a prescription. Now go on get out, go on get out, go on get out; And we're done.
 
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