The Federation are the guys in the dance clubs with drab suits and the Klingons are the hot girls in mirror dresses and glitter.
The insides of Klingon ships look rusty, because the Klingons pee on the walls. After the Federation pees, they flush, then put the seat back down.
Klingon are the life of the party, the Federation leaves early because they have to be up early for work.
Klingon don't cook their food, they also don't refrigerated the left overs. The Federation over cooks their food, doesn't use spices, and all their tupperware is properly marked.
The Klingons are the drag queens with feather boas, dancing on top of the squad car. The Federation irons their socks.
The Federation uses lots of sunscreen, Klingon skin is the color it is because wussies use lots of sunscreen.
Chekov was right, at one parsec you can smell them.
** What differences have you noted? **

The insides of Klingon ships look rusty, because the Klingons pee on the walls. After the Federation pees, they flush, then put the seat back down.
Klingon are the life of the party, the Federation leaves early because they have to be up early for work.
Klingon don't cook their food, they also don't refrigerated the left overs. The Federation over cooks their food, doesn't use spices, and all their tupperware is properly marked.
The Klingons are the drag queens with feather boas, dancing on top of the squad car. The Federation irons their socks.
The Federation uses lots of sunscreen, Klingon skin is the color it is because wussies use lots of sunscreen.
Chekov was right, at one parsec you can smell them.
** What differences have you noted? **
