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Differences between the Federation and the Klingons.

T'Girl

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The Federation are the guys in the dance clubs with drab suits and the Klingons are the hot girls in mirror dresses and glitter.

The insides of Klingon ships look rusty, because the Klingons pee on the walls. After the Federation pees, they flush, then put the seat back down.

Klingon are the life of the party, the Federation leaves early because they have to be up early for work.

Klingon don't cook their food, they also don't refrigerated the left overs. The Federation over cooks their food, doesn't use spices, and all their tupperware is properly marked.

The Klingons are the drag queens with feather boas, dancing on top of the squad car. The Federation irons their socks.

The Federation uses lots of sunscreen, Klingon skin is the color it is because wussies use lots of sunscreen.

Chekov was right, at one parsec you can smell them.

** What differences have you noted? **

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Klingons claim to be great warriors but Starfleet officers beat the snot out of them all the time.

The Federation claims to be peaceful, but Starfleet officers beat the snot out of Klingons all the time.
 
One of these organizations is noted for being filled with aliens with wacky foreheads with bumps and doo-dads all over them. The other organization is the Klingon Empire.
 
Federation farts are embarrassing occurrences that are politely ignored.

Klingon farts are considered the third highest form of art after swearing and opera. Great halls are built to celebrate their volume, length and smell. A great Klingon fartist can overcome an entire hall of warriors with a single release.
 
Now I have this image of Klingon girls in mirror dresses, glitter and 6 inch heels dancing about, and Gowron coming out of the closet, with a feather boa, going "Guessth What?!" while Kang and Kor are comparing flatulence. :D
 
Federation: Roman Empire in its glory.
Klingons: unwashed Barbarians, possibly Germanic tribes.
The comparison is even more so true as the Romans employed Barbarians as foederati after they couldn't hold them back.

If Federation is Dream Theater, Klingons are Manowar.
 
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