Deep Thoughts & Random Musings

[DCFan]

This thread is basically for asking questions that aren't worthy of their own thread, posting Facebook statuses, and saying whatever is on your mind.

 

[warpmephaseme]

My sister is getting married in like, nine months. She got engaged over the weekend. Already, I'm getting panicked phone calls about wedding etiquette and how to please everyone. This will be a mess.

I carefully told her she needn't feel obligated to make me a bridesmaid. Hopefully that means I'll get to wear something not completely ugly, and hang out in the back of the church with a flask.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

We have a thread like this in our Lounge. (Well, I am saying what I think. )

 

[warpmephaseme]

We have a thread like this in our Lounge. (Well, I am saying what I think. )

Yeah, I saw that one there, but I am n00b and didn't want to join mid conversation.

It's like when you're at a party, and chatting with your friends, and some awkward dude no one knows walks up and says "What's going on here, fellow partygoers?"

I am that awkward dude.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Speaking of deep thoughts: I used to think Jack Handey was a fake name.

 

[warpmephaseme]

Speaking of deep thoughts: I used to think Jack Handey was a fake name.

You just blew my mind.

 

[Surfin' Santa]

Speaking of deep thoughts: I used to think Jack Handey was a fake name.

Jack Handey? Sounds like a euphemism for something dirty.

How about Ryan Seacrest? C'mon, nobody is named Ryan Seacrest!

 

[warpmephaseme]

Speaking of deep thoughts: I used to think Jack Handey was a fake name.

Jack Handey? Sounds like a euphemism for something dirty.

How about Ryan Seacrest? C'mon, nobody is named Ryan Seacrest!

Friend of mine in college, her first name is Anita. Her last name was another word for penis.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

And now, Shallow Thoughts...with Larry Andersen.

"If he's a good fastball hitter...should I throw him a bad fastball?"

 

[Mary Ann]

My sister is getting married in like, nine months. She got engaged over the weekend. Already, I'm getting panicked phone calls about wedding etiquette and how to please everyone. This will be a mess.

I carefully told her she needn't feel obligated to make me a bridesmaid. Hopefully that means I'll get to wear something not completely ugly, and hang out in the back of the church with a flask.

Good luck. I've never seen the universal rule that all bridesmaids dresses must be fekkin' ugly as sin written down, but it certainly exists. I reckon brides purposely choose such dresses for their bridesmaids to make the brides themselves look even better. It's an evil plot.

If you end up stuck in a chiffon horror, you can at least hide that flask of yours in your bouquet.

 

[warpmephaseme]

My sister is getting married in like, nine months. She got engaged over the weekend. Already, I'm getting panicked phone calls about wedding etiquette and how to please everyone. This will be a mess.

I carefully told her she needn't feel obligated to make me a bridesmaid. Hopefully that means I'll get to wear something not completely ugly, and hang out in the back of the church with a flask.

Good luck. I've never seen the universal rule that all bridesmaids dresses must be fekkin' ugly as sin written down, but it certainly exists. I reckon brides purposely choose such dresses for their bridesmaids to make the brides themselves look even better. It's an evil plot.

If you end up stuck in a chiffon horror, you can at least hide that flask of yours in your bouquet.

Crap...if she's going to go ugly to make herself look better...

It's going to be REALLY ugly.http://www.motifake.com/image/demot...tterface-demotivational-poster-1243652283.jpg

 

[Mr Silver]

That bride is hot, her teeth (and whats caught in them) will always prepare me for dinner, with the fragrance of last nights cuisine

 

[warpmephaseme]

That bride is hot, her teeth (and whats caught in them) will always prepare me for dinner, with the fragrance of last nights cuisine

Wait, what are you talking about? That's my sister and me on MY wedding day. I'm the gorgeous bride. She's the goofy looking one in blue.

 

[warpmephaseme]

Oooh I'm a Lieutenant Junior Grade.

 

[RJDiogenes]

DCFan, a Thread needs to have a specific topic. We can't have "non-topic" Spam Threads in Misc.

warpmephaseme, please don't hotlink images. If you Post an image, it must be hosted on your own web space.