Movie: Insurrection
Problem: Not enough humour.
Solution: Have the android not know what "boobs" mean.
Problem: Not enough humour.
Solution: Have the android not know what "boobs" mean.
Deconstructing movie events to their most basic level
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TWOK
Problem - Old enemy returns
Solution - turn dynamic captain into self absorbed schmuck, let vulcan friend save the day
TSFS
Problem - dead friend
Solution - Let self absorbed schmuck captain blow up his beloved ship
TVH
Problem - Naughty probe
Solution - have self absorbed schmuck captain .... ahhhh, you get the point
Problem - Old enemy returns
Solution - turn dynamic captain into self absorbed schmuck, let vulcan friend save the day
TSFS
Problem - dead friend
Solution - Let self absorbed schmuck captain blow up his beloved ship
TVH
Problem - Naughty probe
Solution - have self absorbed schmuck captain .... ahhhh, you get the point
Movie: Star Trek: First Contact
Problem: Borg are assimilating the ship, turing the crew into mindless cyborgs bent on domination of the entire human race.
Solution: Break windows.
Problem: Borg are assimilating the ship, turing the crew into mindless cyborgs bent on domination of the entire human race.
Solution: Break windows.
TSFS
Problem: Alien with superior strength is beating you senseless
Solution: Kick him in the nuts
TUC
Problem: Alien with superior strength is beating you senseless
Solution: Kick him in the nuts
GEN
Problem: Your Klingon Security Officer is the only one who is not a "commander" rank
Solution: Promote him, then dump into the drink
Problem: Alien with superior strength is beating you senseless
Solution: Kick him in the nuts
TUC
Problem: Alien with superior strength is beating you senseless
Solution: Kick him in the nuts
GEN
Problem: Your Klingon Security Officer is the only one who is not a "commander" rank
Solution: Promote him, then dump into the drink
Movie: INS
Problem: Your Federation Admiral associate has had a change of heart, and you really need to kill him.
Solution: Use a facelift machine instead of those weapons you've had all movie.
Problem: Your Federation Admiral associate has had a change of heart, and you really need to kill him.
Solution: Use a facelift machine instead of those weapons you've had all movie.
Movie: TMP
Problem: Young hotshot took your job.
Solution: Fire him, then take him along on mission to get rid of him for good.
Problem: Young hotshot took your job.
Solution: Fire him, then take him along on mission to get rid of him for good.
Movie: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Problem: Ear slug giving you shit
Solution: Scream like a girl and vaporize yourself.
Problem: Ear slug giving you shit
Solution: Scream like a girl and vaporize yourself.
GEN
Problem: Your girlfriend is going out with your Klingon friend. He's getting promoted.
Solution: Dump him in the ocean and pretend it was an accident...
Problem: Your girlfriend is going out with your Klingon friend. He's getting promoted.
Solution: Dump him in the ocean and pretend it was an accident...
Movie: The Wrath of Khan
Problem: Buried aliiiiiiiiive... buried aliiiiiiiiive...
Solution: Scream your enemy's name into the communicator.
Problem: Buried aliiiiiiiiive... buried aliiiiiiiiive...
Solution: Scream your enemy's name into the communicator.
Movie: NEM
Problem: You are a clone of Picard and will die in about 72 hours unless you can steal his DNA.
Solution: Invite him to Romulus, force him to wait 17 hours, then invite him to dinner, then kidnap him only to allow a simple trick of duplicity let him escape, then when you engage the Enterprise in the rift you breach their shields, but instead of beaming Picard out you send over a team of useless fighters, then...
Problem: You are a clone of Picard and will die in about 72 hours unless you can steal his DNA.
Solution: Invite him to Romulus, force him to wait 17 hours, then invite him to dinner, then kidnap him only to allow a simple trick of duplicity let him escape, then when you engage the Enterprise in the rift you breach their shields, but instead of beaming Picard out you send over a team of useless fighters, then...
Movie: Star Trek Generations
Problem: Romulans have attacked a Federation observatory, leaving many scientists dead, the station a wreck, and the Romulans are looking for Trilithium, a compound which could be used to create a devastating weapon. Plus, they could still be in the area.
Solution: Install Data's emotion chip and go drinking.
Problem: Romulans have attacked a Federation observatory, leaving many scientists dead, the station a wreck, and the Romulans are looking for Trilithium, a compound which could be used to create a devastating weapon. Plus, they could still be in the area.
Solution: Install Data's emotion chip and go drinking.
Movie: TFF
Problem: Need to subdue guards and take their horses.
Solution: Have 57 year old woman perform a nude fan dance.
Movie: TFF
Problem: Being chased by brainwashed crew members.
Solution: Use rocket boots to fly upwards making sure you pass the same deck twice.
Problem: Need to subdue guards and take their horses.
Solution: Have 57 year old woman perform a nude fan dance.
Movie: TFF
Problem: Being chased by brainwashed crew members.
Solution: Use rocket boots to fly upwards making sure you pass the same deck twice.
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