Nope. But please, tell us how Myrlie Evers quipped as she saw her bloody husband crawl to their door with a gaping bullet hole in his back. Or tell us how Roger Bushell was a-jokin' his butt off before the Gestapo executed him. You won't. Again, real history has endless examples that counter what is a poor defense of certain comic book movies injecting humor where it did not belong.
How about I tell you how George Appel said "Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel." before they gave him the chair?
How about when James French said "How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? French Fries." when he got the chair?
"Black Jack" Ketchum, hanged in New Mexico Territory, 1899. "Hurry up! I'm due in Hell for dinner!"
George Harrison had coincidentally hired new groundskeepers about a week before a crazed fan broke into his house and stabbed him nearly to death. As he was being taken away by paramedics, with stab wounds in his chest and a punctured lung, he reportedly looked up at the new groundskeepers and asked: "So how do you like the job so far?"
When Ronald Reagan got shot his first words to his wife were "Honey, I forgot to duck." And when the surgeons were about to operate on him to remove the bullets, he told them "I hope you're all Republicans." A doctor (who was a Democrat) replied: "Today, Mr. President, we're all Republicans."
Alex Trebek, when he got his diagnosis: And with the love and support of my family and friends, and with the help of your prayers, also, I plan to beat the low survival rate statistics for this disease. Truth told, I have to. Because under the terms of my contract, I have to host
Jeopardy for three more years.
Your dull as dishwater views on how life is don't add up to the reality of things.