Data; What a Party Guest!
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His blunt honesty and dead-pan face would be great at any party!
Data would be an endless source of party fun.
1) Jokes delivered in strange, endearing ways
2) Attempts to hit on women hilarious and odd
3) Beat ur ayss at poker (or any other game)
4) Could act out a scene (complete with voices) from any play, by request
In fact, the only one who might be better at a party (if he could improve his sense of whimsy) would be Odo from DS9. Data can't shapeshift!
1) Jokes delivered in strange, endearing ways
2) Attempts to hit on women hilarious and odd
3) Beat ur ayss at poker (or any other game)
4) Could act out a scene (complete with voices) from any play, by request
In fact, the only one who might be better at a party (if he could improve his sense of whimsy) would be Odo from DS9. Data can't shapeshift!
^True that. Though like Odo, who can perfectly emulate a bird with a complex feathering scheme and yet can't emulate human ears, Data can absorb more information in an hour than most could in a lifetime, yet he cannot quite grasp the concept of humor. 
Us rascally humans and our irritatingly superior quirks! 
Us rascally humans and our irritatingly superior quirks! 
Data was awesome. He would be great at parties, becuase there would always be someone talking. He is so inquisitive.
"Data can you explain the complexeities of dimensional shifts?"
"There is a vast amount of information on that topic. Firstly......"
"Data can you explain the complexeities of dimensional shifts?"
"There is a vast amount of information on that topic. Firstly......"
Could you imagine how he would react to drunken party games? I have just watched Starship Mine and Data was at a reception party and wanted to larn small chat with hilarious effects, now that's what I call a party guest!
