Nation! We, as a messageboard, have failed to properly honor the cultural phenomenon that are fake news shows. I know, I know - "But mimic we watch real news, not comedians who think they're funny." But sadly, there are those among us who find the likes of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert hysterical. Like me. Feel free to weep for America's youth at any time.
Anyway.
Today on "The Colbert Report" there was a segment on the 7th Congressional District. This would not normally be newsworthy, BUT it just so happens that I grew up in the 7th Congressional District. I feel famous. All of you must validate this feeling of mine and express your wonderment at the fact that Mr. Colbert interviewed my congressman and mentioned GlaxoSmithKline, where I worked for a summer, and so on and so forth.
Anyway.
Today on "The Colbert Report" there was a segment on the 7th Congressional District. This would not normally be newsworthy, BUT it just so happens that I grew up in the 7th Congressional District. I feel famous. All of you must validate this feeling of mine and express your wonderment at the fact that Mr. Colbert interviewed my congressman and mentioned GlaxoSmithKline, where I worked for a summer, and so on and so forth.

