Cupid Escrow Service - aka Holdfast Matchmaking Inc.

[Holdfast]

We can't always get what we want. I wish someone would love me for my looks rather than my mind. It's quite exhausting coming up with bon mots all the time....

1) Go out with a dumb bitch and ditch the bon mots.

I tried number 1 once, and would have ended up shooting her, but I was afraid she was too dumb to understand what bullets are meant to do and so she'd have survived...

A sympathy vote? Well, consider yourself lucky.

That would suck. I hope that's not how I (or anyone else) got on the list. Makes the whole thing meaningless.

I'll settle for sympathy. It shows kindness.

It's like the BBS version of a pity-fuck.

 

[Cakes488]

We can't always get what we want. I wish someone would love me for my looks rather than my mind. It's quite exhausting coming up with bon mots all the time....

1) Go out with a dumb bitch and ditch the bon mots.

[I tried number 1 once, and would have ended up shooting her, but I was afraid she was too dumb to understand what bullets are meant to do and so she'd have survived.......

Oh Holdfast just hold fast and you'll find your woman. I bet you're very picky though...aren't you?

 

[T'Bonz]

A sympathy vote? Well, consider yourself lucky.

That would suck. I hope that's not how I (or anyone else) got on the list. Makes the whole thing meaningless.

I'm sure that's how *I* got on the list!

 

[Capn Flukie]

plus I'm a wacko...but in a good way

Well, you hang out in Upstate NY (go Schenectady!), so you're ok in my book.

 

[Kestra]

A sympathy vote? Well, consider yourself lucky.

That would suck. I hope that's not how I (or anyone else) got on the list. Makes the whole thing meaningless.

Yeah, I don't like this. I've PM'd a few of the people I put on my list to let them know that they weren't sympathy votes. I'm married, I'm taken, I don't remember the last time I was single. And I'm not here to hit on anyone. But there have been a few guys here I've crushed on a bit, so I sent their names in to Holdfast.

It's not serious and I wouldn't be looking to pursue anything. But the list was a way of letting someone know that they've been found attractive, and that's what I used it for. I hope anyone on my list would take it as such.

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

I'm still waiting for the pics of her scantily clad. Then my finger might get itchy.

RAMA

Don't you mean your hand?

I can't imagine a man as buffed up as you would have a small hot dog.

 

[Capn Flukie]

You should see his nutsack... everyone else has.

 

[Cakes488]

I'm still waiting for the pics of her scantily clad. Then my finger might get itchy.

RAMA

Don't you mean your hand?

I can't imagine a man as buffed up as you would have a small hot dog.

That's exactly WHY he's so buffed up! Over compensation.

 

[Squiggy]

Often, its the doughy ones who are well hung.


Just sayin'...

 

[DarkHelmet]

Often, its the doughy ones who are well hung.

And you know this from.... experience?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

And then i look at you and was disappointed.

 

[RAMA]

I'm still waiting for the pics of her scantily clad. Then my finger might get itchy.

RAMA

Don't you mean your hand?

I can't imagine a man as buffed up as you would have a small hot dog.

No my typing finger...used for voting for her on my keyboard.

RAMA

 

[Holdfast]

Oh Holdfast just hold fast and you'll find your woman. I bet you're very picky though...aren't you?

Ridiculously so, actually, yes. Yeah, yeah, immature defence mechanism and all that.

You know that episode of Friends where Chandler complains incessantly about tiny little flaws in the women he goes out with? Like the girl's head being too big? That's me. On a good day.

 

[CorporalClegg]

^
But with the shoes she's wearing, right?

 

[Holdfast]

But with the shoes she's wearing, right?

It's called having STANDARDS, my friend. If they don't respect themselves by wearing nice shoes, how are they supposed to respect me?!

 

[CorporalClegg]

And if she's a Gypsy?

 

[Holdfast]

And if she's a Gypsy?

Oversized hoop earrings and trying to get me to buy errant sprigs of lavender also mean instant killfile.

 

[CorporalClegg]

That's too bad. I hear they make excellent wives.

 

[Holdfast]

Leonard Cohen begged to differ.

 

[CorporalClegg]

Leonard Cohen begged to differ.

Jimi Hendrix trumps Leonard Cohen.