Cupid Escrow Service - aka Holdfast Matchmaking Inc.

[Thespeckledkiwi]

BTW I put Crusher on mine, only because she would strangle me if I didn't...

 

[blablover5]

^

As for punishment I say we let Squiggy cut up one his favorite suits to use as toilet paper. That way Squiggy still gets to use his ass for something special and Holdy is brought to tears for his tardiness, a win-win situation.

I feel like I should start the mirror universe copy of this list. All those BBSers who don't get on the list can have their own thread party complete with kicky vest and goatees.

Who's with me?

Can I be on both lists?

Can I be on both lists too? I don't see why I have to be punished because someone else picked me. Don't hate me because I am awesome. I just can't help it.

(And that just proves how completely full of crap I am.)

*Converses with other outcasts and lepers* We'll I suppose we'll let you in. But only because you might bring some hot cabana boys.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Actually that's Zzyon and WifeofBrian.

In her case it's more like picking at a scab than actually fancy-ing you.

That hurt. A lot.

 

[TheWifeOfBrian]

Actually that's Zzyon and WifeofBrian.

In her case it's more like picking at a scab than actually fancy-ing you.

That hurt. A lot.

Why? Is it infected?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

In her case it's more like picking at a scab than actually fancy-ing you.

That hurt. A lot.

Why? Is it infected?

Oh, it's you again.

So it's you who's been ogling me from afar then, is it?

 

[TheWifeOfBrian]

No no no. Teh Baba is the one who fancies you.

I consider you more of a chew toy or live-fire target... Actually more of a crash-test dummy than anything.

 

[kimc]

^

As for punishment I say we let Squiggy cut up one his favorite suits to use as toilet paper. That way Squiggy still gets to use his ass for something special and Holdy is brought to tears for his tardiness, a win-win situation.

Can I be on both lists?

Can I be on both lists too? I don't see why I have to be punished because someone else picked me. Don't hate me because I am awesome. I just can't help it.

(And that just proves how completely full of crap I am.)

*Converses with other outcasts and lepers* We'll I suppose we'll let you in. But only because you might bring some hot cabana boys.

I want to party with people on both lists. Does that make me frivolous?

Back to the list with so many sexy men on it I think it's totally unfair I have to make a choice.

Can I call a lifeline?

 

[Thespeckledkiwi]

^

As for punishment I say we let Squiggy cut up one his favorite suits to use as toilet paper. That way Squiggy still gets to use his ass for something special and Holdy is brought to tears for his tardiness, a win-win situation.




Can I be on both lists too? I don't see why I have to be punished because someone else picked me. Don't hate me because I am awesome. I just can't help it.

(And that just proves how completely full of crap I am.)

*Converses with other outcasts and lepers* We'll I suppose we'll let you in. But only because you might bring some hot cabana boys.

I want to party with people on both lists. Does that make me frivolous?

Back to the list with so many sexy men on it I think it's totally unfair I have to make a choice.

Can I call a lifeline?

Crap, I forgot you lived in Minnie...And yes you can call a lifeline

 

[Zulu Romeo]

No no no. Teh Baba is the one who fancies you.

The Ravescene Effect affects all.

I consider you more of a chew toy

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Yeah and I don't want no excuses like "but I have a job" or "family crap" THIS LIST IS IMPORTANT! IT VALIDATES MY SELF-WORTH AS A HUMAN BEING!


--what?

The list is life. The list is an absolute good. All around its margins lies the gulf.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

No one loves Shameless.

We're all just intimidated by the killer pornstache.

 

[sidious618]

If TEH BABA and Jayson don't put me on their list I'm going to be devestated.

 

[Goji]

So I don't feel bad about being the only girl not mentioned by anyone, I have to mention that at least two men on this board have had crushes on me and that's not counting my ex-board husband Goji.

I demand to be counted.

 

[T'Bonz]

You can take the girl out of the Tal Shiar but you can't take the Tal Shiar out of the girl...

Gah! Tal Shiar man.

**runs off to take a very cold shower.**

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ Great. Now *I* need a cold shower... Oh, wait...

 

[Ashu]

This thread is making my self esteem dwindle

Actually, if my name appeared on the list id be more scared than anything.

 

[Kestra]

^^^ You're advertising that you're taken, right in your sig! People are probably scared to hit on you.

 

[Ashu]

I am taken, but I love everyone

And I am all about self esteem boosts

 

[CorporalClegg]

Me too.

I think someone should concoct a drink: Esteem Boosters!

It'd be bigger than Red Bull.

 

[Ashu]

I know I'd drink it. Hell, id keep a stash just in case.