No one loves Shameless. 
Cupid Escrow Service - aka Holdfast Matchmaking Inc.
- Thread starter Holdfast
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Don't worry, you're not alone...No one loves Shameless.
No one loves Shameless.
Not quite. No-one needs to love Shameless anonymously - you're a pretty out in the open guy!
Plecostomus
Commodore
Oh, and we got another match, but since it's a one between an already publicly known-to-be hooked-up couple (so I'm hardly breaking the confidentiality rules!), I'm not sure it should count! Mind you, I guess it's good for my escrow completion rates and at least they DO still fancy each other!
So that's four matches.
Keep the lists coming!
That'd be Zion and Bob The Skutter right?
That's not publicly known... so shhh!Oh, and we got another match, but since it's a one between an already publicly known-to-be hooked-up couple (so I'm hardly breaking the confidentiality rules!), I'm not sure it should count! Mind you, I guess it's good for my escrow completion rates and at least they DO still fancy each other!
So that's four matches.
Keep the lists coming!
That'd be Zion and Bob The Skutter right?
^
As for punishment I say we let Squiggy cut up one his favorite suits to use as toilet paper. That way Squiggy still gets to use his ass for something special and Holdy is brought to tears for his tardiness, a win-win situation.
You are an evil genius. I approve.
Since we've found out Squiggy is also fond of very ice suits, maybe he wouldn't be able to bring himself to do it... mooning: pfft. Messing with suits: that might be pushing Squiggy too far.
Plecostomus
Commodore
That's not publicly known... so shhh!Oh, and we got another match, but since it's a one between an already publicly known-to-be hooked-up couple (so I'm hardly breaking the confidentiality rules!), I'm not sure it should count! Mind you, I guess it's good for my escrow completion rates and at least they DO still fancy each other!
So that's four matches.
Keep the lists coming!
That'd be Zion and Bob The Skutter right?
What are you two fighting again? Tisk. You make such a cute couple when you get along.
He started it, by putting the booze near the spider...That's not publicly known... so shhh!That'd be Zion and Bob The Skutter right?
What are you two fighting again? Tisk. You make such a cute couple when you get along.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Oh not this shit again, you should talk to the doctor about your fear of booze.
Not fear... Healthy respect!
Well, I do want to take off all your clothes... even if just to run away with them.
OK, OK, done.
Does this mean I have to PM you a crush list now? Hmm, turnabout is so NOT fair play. I'll have to think carefully about whether this is in my best interests...
Not quite as much fun being on the other side, is it?
^
As for punishment I say we let Squiggy cut up one his favorite suits to use as toilet paper. That way Squiggy still gets to use his ass for something special and Holdy is brought to tears for his tardiness, a win-win situation.
You are an evil genius. I approve.
Since we've found out Squiggy is also fond of very ice suits, maybe he wouldn't be able to bring himself to do it... mooning: pfft. Messing with suits: that might be pushing Squiggy too far.
My week has been shitty enough. Let's not make me cry.
^ We're all very glad you lived to tell the tale!
Speaking of tales, I wonder if this one will grow ... like the proverbial fish story.
"The hole was THIS big!"
...Eventually he's being sucked into a black hole.
It never lets me steal thunder...EVER. -is saddened-Because if you got here sooner, you would have stolen our thunder. The universe gave us 20 pages of a head start.
