Meh, my apologies, then. I just noticed that you seem to respond to my posts a lot lately so I thought maybe you wanted to stuff a large knife down my throat or chop off my fingers so I would never type again.
Cupid Escrow Service - aka Holdfast Matchmaking Inc.
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Meh, my apologies, then. I just noticed that you seem to respond to my posts a lot lately so I thought maybe you wanted to stuff a large knife down my throat or chop off my fingers so I would never type again.
Plecostomus
Commodore
I tried that strategy and now I have a court order barring me from Somerfield.
So how many of these court orders have you collected now? Is there ANY shopping establishment left that'll let you browse?
Perhaps you're the only one with anything worthy of my time to respond to?
Nah. I reserve my darkest fantasies for others.
The one place I'd never bought anything before... Woolworths.I tried that strategy and now I have a court order barring me from Somerfield.
So how many of these court orders have you collected now? Is there ANY shopping establishment left that'll let you browse?
Oh the irony.
Plecostomus
Commodore
The one place I'd never bought anything before... Woolworths.I tried that strategy and now I have a court order barring me from Somerfield.
So how many of these court orders have you collected now? Is there ANY shopping establishment left that'll let you browse?
Oh the irony.
That's harsh man.
Anyone want to take bets on how long until every female poster's name is on the list
Won't happen. Very looks-oriented type of list.
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I bet Squigs got on today after his new fame.
Not your fault. The person should have looked up the right user names first before he/she sent you a PM. In any case, they got BlazerBoy's name right.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Sent in my list. 
Surely there can be only one, though?Sent in my list.
CTRL-F5 LIST
Girls
An Officer
Aurian
Bears Discover Fire
Braindeer
Cali
CommanderRaytas
Crusher Disciple
DAK
DangerMouse
flamingliberal
IceHoneyRose
indranee
Jenee
K'ehleyr
Kestra
kimc
Kirks_tights
kitkat
mimic
Niorah
PeachWookie
PKTrekGirl
ria75
Rosalind
Temis the Vorta
The Wife of Brian
thestrangequark
T'Bonz
Trippy
Guys
apenpaap
AdAstra
AstroSmurf
BlazerBoy
Capt_Piett
Daneel
Danoz
ElimParra
Hugo Rune
J. Allen
JonathanWally
gwud
Locutus of Bored
Lupine
Omnius
Praetor
RJDiogenes
Ruaidhri
Squiggyfm
Starbreaker
LavianoTS386
Zion Ravescene
PS. I wasn't joking about the Excel file; with this number of lists, it's the only way to keep track of anyone. Pink fill colour for gays & bis to remind me to double check their lists on both axes and an electric blue fill for matches because they're so shocking!
It's a bit of a bodged workaround, because I can't be bothered to set up a suitably clever multisheet workbook, but it's working so far!
Girls
An Officer
Aurian
Bears Discover Fire
Braindeer
Cali
CommanderRaytas
Crusher Disciple
DAK
DangerMouse
flamingliberal
IceHoneyRose
indranee
Jenee
K'ehleyr
Kestra
kimc
Kirks_tights
kitkat
mimic
Niorah
PeachWookie
PKTrekGirl
ria75
Rosalind
Temis the Vorta
The Wife of Brian
thestrangequark
T'Bonz
Trippy
Guys
apenpaap
AdAstra
AstroSmurf
BlazerBoy
Capt_Piett
Daneel
Danoz
ElimParra
Hugo Rune
J. Allen
JonathanWally
gwud
Locutus of Bored
Lupine
Omnius
Praetor
RJDiogenes
Ruaidhri
Squiggyfm
Starbreaker
LavianoTS386
Zion Ravescene
PS. I wasn't joking about the Excel file; with this number of lists, it's the only way to keep track of anyone. Pink fill colour for gays & bis to remind me to double check their lists on both axes and an electric blue fill for matches because they're so shocking!
It's a bit of a bodged workaround, because I can't be bothered to set up a suitably clever multisheet workbook, but it's working so far!
Plecostomus
Commodore
Surely there can be only one, though?Sent in my list.
Well I married a Grouper remember.
Well I married a Grouper remember.
That sounds a bit fishy. I hope you didn't just say that for the halibut! (Ah, who am I kidding, this thread is just prawn and we all know it.)
Plecostomus
Commodore
Well I married a Grouper remember.
That sounds a bit fishy. I hope you didn't just say that for the halibut! (Ah, who am I kidding, this thread is just prawn and we all know it.)
Are you fin-ished with the puns or are am I going to have to whale on you until you shut your lobster-trap?
But yeah. Grouper. If you MUST know PM me for details. (dare ya)
Posted by Holdfast:
The number of people sending me lists has grown so large that I've had to create an Excel file to put everyone's crushes into. I tell you what, gays/bis make it impossible to create a simple table with girls as columns and guys as rows and simply wait for overlapping matches.
Without bothering to get too fancy with the tabling system, I've had to resort to putting gays and bis on both the guys and girls axes (since they might get picked by another poster of either sex) and labelling gay posters with a pink fill colour to remind me to double check them for matches each time they get chosen by someone else.
Ugh. Sounds complicated. You might need to hire a consultant to simplify matters. Hey, I do spreadsheets.
Ok as I said being old and attached I am glad to sit this one out, but that list better not get TOO long. It is one thing to not get picked for the kickball team when there is a bunch of jocks around. But when you get picked after the short bus guy and the girl with the brace you start to take a hint. I might start to feel like you guys don't love me.
Well I married a Grouper remember.
That sounds a bit fishy. I hope you didn't just say that for the halibut! (Ah, who am I kidding, this thread is just prawn and we all know it.)
Are you fin-ished with the puns or are am I going to have to whale on you until you shut your lobster-trap?
You would need too much kelp to do that. You'll never hake me alive!
Don't worry, I know what you meant.
And such things are well beyond my area of comprehension so I'll leave well enough alone...Ah, well. You and TWOB have fun, on salmon chanted evening...
T'Bonz love, at last! 
I mean.... er, carry on. 
I mean.... er, carry on.
Ok as I said being old and attached I am glad to sit this one out, but that list better not get TOO long. It is one thing to not get picked for the kickball team when there is a bunch of jocks around. But when you get picked after the short bus guy and the girl with the brace you start to take a hint. I might start to feel like you guys don't love me.
You can always have an TrekBBS e-wife/e-husband, haha. No commitment, no sex, just admiration and someone to "own".
They're too scared to mention T'Bonz, 'cos they know she could just find out anyway, Holdfast's eternal silence or no, and laugh her ass off at her puny subjects adoration...
I would expect the big boss to be mentioned at least a dozen times... all that smoldering power and everything...
I would expect the big boss to be mentioned at least a dozen times... all that smoldering power and everything...
"The things j00 pwn, end up pwning j00."Ok as I said being old and attached I am glad to sit this one out, but that list better not get TOO long. It is one thing to not get picked for the kickball team when there is a bunch of jocks around. But when you get picked after the short bus guy and the girl with the brace you start to take a hint. I might start to feel like you guys don't love me.
You can always have an TrekBBS e-wife/e-husband, haha. No commitment, no sex, just admiration and someone to "own".
