Cupid Escrow Service - aka Holdfast Matchmaking Inc.
- Thread starter Holdfast
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Why does it matter so much to you? Who cares? It surprised me because I don't think of myself in that sense. I just post and that's it. I don't go around thinking anything regarding my looks. I just make posts and hope people enjoy them. I don't expect anyone to have an e-crush. It's just a new thing for me for it was nice to hear. Not really sure why you have to make a gigantic deal out of that. It's very flattering to have admirers.
Looks like someone made it to the end of the alphabet!
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"[You might as well erect a sign up - someone]"
Believe me, things will change once I find out who... and more importantly, why. [
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"[You might as well erect a sign up - someone]"
- someone] Quiet you, you've caused enough trouble already! [Sorry, lover-boy - same person]
Only our evil over-lord Holdy holds these answers. He will probably sell any answer you want to the highest bidder on ebay. GBP only please.
Kestra - my already overly-large head has just grown another storey in height. I will send you the home remodelling bill. I appreciate prompt payment... 
That's what I figured.
On this incestuous board, I can't say I'm shocked!
Polite hellos and cups of tea without first exchanging calling cards? You brazen hussy.
The number of people sending me lists has grown so large that I've had to create an Excel file to put everyone's crushes into. I tell you what, gays/bis make it impossible to create a simple table with girls as columns and guys as rows and simply wait for overlapping matches.
Without bothering to get too fancy with the tabling system, I've had to resort to putting gays and bis on both the guys and girls axes (since they might get picked by another poster of either sex) and labelling gay posters with a pink fill colour to remind me to double check them for matches each time they get chosen by someone else.
This is why you lot get discriminated against.
We should do this on Valentines Day
It crossed my mind to wait, but I figured what the hell.
Nah... Everyone does Cupid on Valentine's - much more fun make a match-making thread out of the blue.
That's what I figured.
Three matches! Interesting that the crusher/crushee relationship can be a two way thing
On this incestuous board, I can't say I'm shocked!
I'm much too English to have a crush, I'm more of a polite hello and a cup of tea kind of a girl. If Holdfast wants to start that sort of an introduction thread, I'll join in - if my rampant paranoia will let me
Polite hellos and cups of tea without first exchanging calling cards? You brazen hussy.
The number of people sending me lists has grown so large that I've had to create an Excel file to put everyone's crushes into. I tell you what, gays/bis make it impossible to create a simple table with girls as columns and guys as rows and simply wait for overlapping matches.
Without bothering to get too fancy with the tabling system, I've had to resort to putting gays and bis on both the guys and girls axes (since they might get picked by another poster of either sex) and labelling gay posters with a pink fill colour to remind me to double check them for matches each time they get chosen by someone else.
This is why you lot get discriminated against.
So I guess all the males were mentioned by Squiggy. That guy hogs all the males.
Shit. That sounds like a lot of work, Holdfast!
He is just making that up to sound impressive. In truth he just writes all names on little pieces of paper and puts them all in a hat.. then he gets a monkey to...
Plecostomus
Commodore
See this is why I stalk women in the supermarket. Much easier than this nonsense.
I tried that strategy and now I have a court order barring me from Somerfield.
I wasn't. This whole thread is meant to be lite-hearted and fun. I was just playing along.
Anyone want to take bets on how long until every female poster's name is on the list
It's inevitable, I'm sure.
^ Exactly what I was thinking... not a matter of if but when...
