Nope. I really think Holdy's holding out for our first ever Tbbs wedding. He's probably got a suit already picked out.
Cupid Escrow Service - aka Holdfast Matchmaking Inc.
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This is Holdfast we're talking about here.
He'll have TEN suits picked out.
1) The Practice Ceremony
2) The Morning Dress Rehearsal
3) The Wedding
4) The After Wedding Photo Shoot
5) The Meet & Greet
6) The Post Wedding Banquet
7) The Post Wedding Party
8) The Late Night With Friends
9) The Morning After
10) The Sobering Run to Work
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First we have the confession thread, now this one. I think Holdfast just likes to compile the dirt on people. Like J. Edgar Hoover, he will use it whenever he wants for whatever he needs... MUHahAHAHA....
On a more serious note, in a weird way, this thread makes me wish I'd developed a crush on someone just so I could contribute. Alas, I've never had a crush on anybody here. Meh, oh well...
On a more serious note, in a weird way, this thread makes me wish I'd developed a crush on someone just so I could contribute. Alas, I've never had a crush on anybody here. Meh, oh well...
I still think it's an elaborate plan to flush out and seek out a specific poster then expose him or her for all to see.First we have the confession thread, now this one. I think Holdfast just likes to compile the dirt on people. Like J. Edgar Hoover, he will use it whenever he wants for whatever he needs... MUHahAHAHA....
So like J. Edgar Hoover, does this also mean he's gonna wear a dress?
Hoover would definitely like this stuff. Of course, he'd like Holdy more, but that's beside the point.First we have the confession thread, now this one. I think Holdfast just likes to compile the dirt on people. Like J. Edgar Hoover, he will use it whenever he wants for whatever he needs... MUHahAHAHA....
Holdy does like playing dress up, so it shouldn't be too difficult for him. 
^ Exactly. And I don't even think he needs an excuse. Getting out of bed constitutes a "dress-up day".
But if he did decide to go with a dress you know it would exquisite and tastefully accessorized.
But if he did decide to go with a dress you know it would exquisite and tastefully accessorized.
He'll have to figure out a way to accessorise away the beard, too...
Cornrows?
^ With diamond studded bows?
Indeed.
Cornrows sprayed with glitter. Yes, that oughta' do it.
When do I get to pick up my menses I picked out?
^ 
That was my very first thought and then I realized that she meant something else entirely.
That was my very first thought and then I realized that she meant something else entirely.
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That was my very first thought and then I realized that she meant something else entirely.
It's a play on Matt Stone using the word "womens" in BasketBall.
Consider yourself lucky then. I wonder if some people, just by looking at the lists, can tell who has a crush on whom. I can take a few guesses. 
