Absolute Power goes wonderfully well with my skin tone and really sets off my eyes.
You can trust me. I'm a doctor.
(Damn, I've always wanted to use that line!)
Cupid Escrow Service - aka Holdfast Matchmaking Inc.
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Absolute Power goes wonderfully well with my skin tone and really sets off my eyes.
You can trust me. I'm a doctor.
(Damn, I've always wanted to use that line!)
Agreed. What kind of keg should I order?
I also echo CorporalClegg question but I would like to add my own spin... What about gender? I know we have some people who have crushes on other posters but they prefer another gender. They might not have a chance in hell of a match but it might still be fun to see their name pop up on the list or would that confuse things. Would folks think, for example, a guy likes them but it is really a girl?
Or maybe he just wants to buy everyone a new pair of shoes.
I've got beer.
Well, I've seen pictures of you and I must say that your head is extraordinarily suited for a big honkin' crown.
Well hell, I have a crush on Holdfast, but that's beside the point.
^ Everyone does. Or should. If they know what's good for them. But I doubt I'd appear on the list, since no-one would send in a secret crush confession about me for escrowing! 
My ego will just have to take the strain of not appearing... I think it's just about big enough to manage...
I thought about that, but gender is irrelevant to the escrow service.
If the names match on mutual lists, only then does each party find out who mentioned them. Otherwise it will only appear on the anonymised list, so they'll have the pleasure of knowing someone fancies them, but will have no idea who. Simples!
My ego will just have to take the strain of not appearing... I think it's just about big enough to manage...
I thought about that, but gender is irrelevant to the escrow service.
If the names match on mutual lists, only then does each party find out who mentioned them. Otherwise it will only appear on the anonymised list, so they'll have the pleasure of knowing someone fancies them, but will have no idea who. Simples!
I knew it! This is just to create more confessions for your other Thread.
Why do all there Big Event! Threads always happen while I'm out of the office? 
I knew it! This is just to create more confessions for your other Thread.
My business model is flawless.
It's TrekBBS and look who's running it.
I vote the latter with a healthy dash of creepiness. 
His diet of Guilt and Shame is being supplemented by Wub and Naughty Thoughts type emotional snackage. We'll all be burnt-out husks by the time he's done, and he'll be the sole survivor. He will then erucate loudly and the laughter will commence. Quiet at first, rising to a full bwa-haha crescendo.I knew it! This is just to create more confessions for your other Thread.
Mark my words....
This is like an episode of Star Trek where an Energy Being feeds on our emotional turmoil. 
Wait. "Lists?"3 people have sent in lists now...
^ The BBS is a steamy hotbed of unrequited passion.
It's how I stay young and pretty.
This is like an episode of Star Trek where an Energy Being feeds on our emotional turmoil.
It's how I stay young and pretty.
I thought that was down to the painting in the attic?This is like an episode of Star Trek where an Energy Being feeds on our emotional turmoil.
It's how I stay young and pretty.
You have a painting of Holdfast in your attic?I thought that was down to the painting in the attic?This is like an episode of Star Trek where an Energy Being feeds on our emotional turmoil.
It's how I stay young and pretty.
