Game Create the best walk into a bar joke

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  1. Yes Man the Great

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    A Klingon, a Vulcan, a Human and a Romulan all walk into a bar and...
     
  2. Doom Shepherd

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    ...a Ferengi walks under it.
     
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    ...and then holds them up forgetting nobody there is using currency,
     
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    Then the Vulcan says "It is both irrational and illogical to seek to generate humour from an incongrous arrangement of disparate individuals in an establishment selling alcoholic beverages".
     
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    And the Klingon said "Yes, I ordered prune juice! Do you dare to doubt my refreshment choice, or my honour? (Snarl, headbutt!!!)
     
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    ...the Klingon kills them all and drinks blood wine over their corpses.
     
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    A Ferengi walks into a bar and says, “I’m looking for Noddy”.
     
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    ... and they notice a flickering lightbulb.

    The Romulan: In our empire, that could never happen. Even such a lightbulb would have been noticed by the Tal Shiar in minutes, and hence replaced by the proprietor before he would get paid a visit. We have the most efficient empire by far!
    The Klingon., ah! that explains it! You're so focused on light bulbs you overlook tiny details like supernovae destroying your home system!
    The Vulcan: forgot about Praxis, Klingon? We Vulcans have the same capabilities as our Romulan brethren, but with our better suppression of emotions, we have the smoothest running society.
    The Human: And losing your home planet is part of that smooth society? We are the only species that never actually lost a planet or moon or even so much as a person on the surface of our home planet since 2063 due to alien attacks.
    The others: Forgotten about the Xindi attacks that killed millions? Forgot about the Breen attack on Starfleet HQ?
    The Human: oh, that's just Enterprise /DS9 so those events are to be ignored from now on.
     
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  10. Sad Kelpian Child

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    A human, a Klingon, and a Romulan wall into a bar. The human says, “Hey, isn’t it great we, as former enemies, can sit down and enjoy a friendly drink together?” The Klingon rolls his eyes and says “Here, stop talking, drink this and be merry.” The Romulan says quickly “Don’t drink that!”
     
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  11. Replica Picard

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    Tilly, T'Pol, Andrea, and Leeta walk into a bar.

    There's no punchline, I just want to daydream about that for a while.
     
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