Could Neelix have pulled Janeway?

[Guy Gardener]

He loved her absolutely and she didn't even notice him, that's how 90 percent of the John Hughes movies made before that dreaded Home Alone shite started out. It's sad that he decided not to broach the matter and leave her ignorant that he ached for her, but there was always a possibility that if he saw a unique opportunity that he would have taken the ball and ran at the goal.

You don't understand the slang "pulled"? Jesus wept. For the sake of your own immortal soul add BBC America to your cable package.

 

[T.D. Possum]

Guy, your poll needs an option for "Please pass the brain bleach!"

 

[Joeman]

I don't see any way that she could have possibly taken him seriously had he advanced his troops in on her. She would have shut that down as quickly and as graciously as possible.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Prejudice like that is what began a 2 year long royal smackdown between the Kazon and her rump after she called Maje Jabin "uncivilized".

Doesn't she learn from her errors?

Meanwhile Neelix is very devious when it comes to pulling. He beat Kim to a pulp to bed that Klingon broad. Well, pretended to beat Kim to a pulp which is even more devious.

 

[kathrynJaneway2]

i dont think i could ever see neelix with janeway. i think janeway considered him a friend and a valuled member of her crew but that was it. i bewlieve she was after chakotay

 

[Kathryn-janeway]

Hell NO, janeway and a rodent no no.
Janeway was more for chuckles. You could see the chemistry when them two were on screen together.

 

[Guy Gardener]

She was not. Chuckles MIGHT have been attracted to her sometimes, but she had no interest in that terrorist even when he forced the point underscored by being the last man on the planet they were standing on.

Most men begin from a hole they have to climb out of before the object of their affection will notice or even tolerate them, and just because Neelix may have had to climb a little more from the depths of his limitations and drawbacks, that hardly means that it was impossible... I mean what if it had been Neelix and Janeway trapped together on that planet in Resolutions? Or what if after The killing Game, Janeway discovered that she was pregnant with a littler of Nelix's kittens? And didn't he prove to be brave loyal and valliant in year of hell as he became an officer rather than a mercenary recreating himself in a light she could admire?

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

I don't see any way that she could have possibly taken him seriously had he advanced his troops in on her. She would have shut that down as quickly and as graciously as possible.

This pretty succinctly sums up my thoughts on this topic. Well this and...

 

[Kai Winn]

well, the doctor could have turned neelix' hideous head into mark's, and make him somewhat taller. his personality was certainly ok.

 

[Guy Gardener]

So, short guys are not allowed to get laid? Anyone bellow 5'9" is destined to die a virgin?

Personally, I like tall women.

If I was shorter, it would be easier to find tall women.

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

Well, Janeway did increase Micheal's height.

 

[Guy Gardener]

So, she's furthermore excluding and unnaturally narrowing her options whenever she wears heals?

The longer her heals are, the more picky and discriminating this hieghtist woman can be?

This is very Invader Zim.

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

She also wore 3 inch heels most of the time.

 

[T'Girl]

Neelix did pull a Klingon warrior into his quarters once and I believe for a while he and Kes were going at it like bunnies.

But in terms of Janeway, Neelix would have to settle for pulling himself.

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

The klingon chick was a trip. I mean... really?

 

[Guy Gardener]

She stuck Mike on the wrack stretching him like taffy just because she wouldn't take her shoes off?

Bollocks like this is what got most of the French Aristocracy reduced in height by a good foot by the hind end of the 18th century.

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

Never thought of it like that before...

 

[Zameaze]

Remember, if Neelix drank a lot of the green stuff and got lucky with Janeway, he'd still have to wake up next to her in the morning (shiver). The cobwebs might be gone, but she'd still be old and dumpy.

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

 

[Guy Gardener]

Remember, if Neelix drank a lot of the green stuff and got lucky with Janeway, he'd still have to wake up next to her in the morning (shiver). The cobwebs might be gone, but she'd still be old and dumpy.

It's amazing that these people are forever middle aged, but we sir are hurtling towards their age and once we get there, we're not going to lounge about at that port of call for more than a few seconds before we rocket past their accounting of candles towards geriatricy and triple digits.

Most of us are 15 years older. Janeway isn't.

In another 15 years, we're going to think Janeway is a child (rather than a grisly monster) for all the decisions she made and honestly sexually, probably a nice morsel of jailbait.

Back to being me.

As a 30 year old virgin, Seven's cobwebs would be thicker and dustier than Janeways.