CoolEddie74 countdown to 100,000

[cooleddie74]

^
Aren't both evidence ENOUGH I need to find better shit to do in the afternoons? Don't rub it in.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

The only time you've told me to not rub it in.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau will get you for that one. Slowly. Erotically.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

There's not a part of that i didn't like.

 

[KimMH]

The only time you've told me to not rub it in.

There's not a part of that i didn't like.

You really are Shameless!

 

[Capn Flukie]

Truth in advertising.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I earned that username.

 

[Trekker4747]

I had no idea Trekker was so damn prolific 'til Squiggy posted the Top 5 List. I new he was on here for a long time, but didn't think he'd been posting THAT often.

Yep, son. I'm that awesome.

 

[cooleddie74]

I had no idea Trekker was so damn prolific 'til Squiggy posted the Top 5 List. I new he was on here for a long time, but didn't think he'd been posting THAT often.

Yep, son. I'm that awesome.

In the new Sith Order that will come to power once I pass 100,000...YOU shall become my new apprentice. Darth Trekker. And together we will rule the boards and create a new, safer, more SECURE society.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

So say we all.

Oh wait ...

 

[cooleddie74]

For that insolence, you shall be the first to be purged under Order 69. Don't say you weren't given fair warning.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I like where this is going.

 

[cooleddie74]

My friend Jimmy reminded me yesterday that I didn't even pass 5,000 until well into ENTERPRISE's second season and around the time of the Travis/ECS Horizon episode. I'm not entirely sure if he's right...nor do I wanna know HOW his memory is that good about my posting rate considering that was almost seven years ago... ...but he's been to the boards too and posted a few times in the past...and used to watch me in my early years when I posted. If that's so, that old rate would have gotten me to barely 20,000 by now. It's weird he'd remember my numbers after all these years but insists I didn't even cross the 5,000 threshold until sometime in the spring of 2003. Oh well. I don't have evidence to contradict him...so he might be right.

 

[chrisspringob]

5. Temis the Vorta: 59,633

I didn't expect that. Where does she post all the time, I seldom see anything of her?

She's quite prolific in SF/F and the respective sub-fora, as well as TV & Media and the respective sub-fora. (Plus, she's been here forever, so her post rate doesn't have to be as high to be way up there in total posts.) I actually probably see more posts from her than the others in the top 5, as I also spend most time in SF/F and TV/Media.

 

[KimMH]

King of all he surveys in the BBS
CoolEddie is truly ubiquitous
A fan of assless chaps
And those nude jumping jacks
He's set a mark few will be able to best.

 

[scottydog]

There once was a guy named CoolEddie
A poster prolific and steady
He must have no life
No husband or wife
He'll no doubt post after he's deady.

 

[Squiggy]

T-175 posts and counting.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

There should be some sort of countdown for it.

 

[KimMH]

There once was a guy named CoolEddie
A poster prolific and steady
He must have no life
No husband or wife
He'll no doubt post after he's deady.

We're taking submissions! Remember people - Limericks are useless if they're not mildy smutty!

 

[cooleddie74]

There once was a guy named CoolEddie
A poster prolific and steady
He must have no life
No husband or wife
He'll no doubt post after he's deady.

If I didn't find that hilarious...I'd have my imaginary wife beat you shitless for it.