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[cooleddie74]

Well DUH.


It might be my reputation...but YOU'RE the dude with the Jim Croce moustache and Kool-Aid communism avatar.

 

[Tom Riley]

PER DAY average I'm not even close to being the most prolific on here. Squiggy's averaging 50 or more per day. And some people on the board are seemingly here 24/7. I imagine if Squiggy and a few others joined much earlier than they did they'd likely be WAAAAAAY past me in total posts by now and I'd probably be in the bottom ranks of the Top Ten.

Or not.

Did I mention I once killed a guy with a shovel for a Klondike Bar?

Are Klondike bars really that good?
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9sFUH-HTUc[/yt]

 

[cooleddie74]

PER DAY average I'm not even close to being the most prolific on here. Squiggy's averaging 50 or more per day. And some people on the board are seemingly here 24/7. I imagine if Squiggy and a few others joined much earlier than they did they'd likely be WAAAAAAY past me in total posts by now and I'd probably be in the bottom ranks of the Top Ten.

Or not.

Did I mention I once killed a guy with a shovel for a Klondike Bar?

Are Klondike bars really that good?

So long as you don't get the reduced-fat or all-chocolate ones? Kinda.



As far as ice cream-coated-in-a-chocolate shell treats go, Klondikes are king above all others in their field.

 

[Tom Riley]

I've never had one before.

At MY current rate of posting, I will hit 100,000 posts in 51 years, 10 months, and 24 days.

 

[cooleddie74]

That's because you seemingly possess what some of us commonly refer to as "a life." Well, me too. Just...noticeably less of one most afternoons.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I've never had one before.

At MY current rate of posting, I will hit 100,000 posts in 51 years, 10 months, and 24 days.

By then, the Internet will be all virtual and beamed directly into your brain.

 

[Squiggy]

PER DAY average I'm not even close to being the most prolific on here. Squiggy's averaging 50 or more per day. And some people on the board are seemingly here 24/7. I imagine if Squiggy and a few others joined much earlier than they did they'd likely be WAAAAAAY past me in total posts by now and I'd probably be in the bottom ranks of the Top Ten.

Or not.

Did I mention I once killed a guy with a shovel for a Klondike Bar?

In my defense, my first 6 months on here were while I was unemployed.

 

[Capn Flukie]

Good times. And the thread asking the question, "Who's weirder, Shameless or Cool?"

'Weirder.mp3'

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Yes, i also still have that.

 

[Tom Riley]

Good times. And the thread asking the question, "Who's weirder, Shameless or Cool?"

'Weirder.mp3'

Where did that come from?

 

[Capn Flukie]

Some mental institution, I think they call it the Admiral's Lounge these days.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Good times. And the thread asking the question, "Who's weirder, Shameless or Cool?"

'Weirder.mp3'

Where did that come from?

Obviously, i asked the question of who is weirder, me or cool. And that was the thread that happened. Good times.

 

[Trekker4747]

I honestly have no idea how the guy has such a high post count. I'm suspicious.

 

[cooleddie74]

Good times. And the thread asking the question, "Who's weirder, Shameless or Cool?"

'Weirder.mp3'

Where did that come from?

BEST fricking MP ever.


Sounds like a cross between Stephen Hawking and those Fox News RED EYE animated sequences with the b&w robots. Only creepier.

 

[cooleddie74]

I honestly have no idea how the guy has such a high post count. I'm suspicious.

It involves the CIA, Teh Illuminati, time travel and a styrofoam beer cooler.

If I told you any more, I'd have to kill you with my alien ray gun that I found in the UFO crash.

 

[JiNX-01]

Your profile says you post an average of 31 posts per day since you joined back in 2001.

I'm definitely thinking that the whole consortium of 15-year olds theory may hold some weight.

You underestimate the richness of cooleddie's perverse worldview. Thanks to him, I now know what Dirty Sanchez is. I'm still seeing a psychiatrist.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

That was my nickname at work ...

 

[Deckerd]

PER DAY average I'm not even close to being the most prolific on here. Squiggy's averaging 50 or more per day. And some people on the board are seemingly here 24/7. I imagine if Squiggy and a few others joined much earlier than they did they'd likely be WAAAAAAY past me in total posts by now and I'd probably be in the bottom ranks of the Top Ten.

In my defense, my first 6 months on here were while I was unemployed.

Yeah I lurked for years and then finally joined in autumn '05. I visited very infrequently and then when I finally started lurking again there was some unknown at flipping admiral level or something.

 

[Lindley]

I was in the top 5 for a while. I don't even know anymore....is there even still a member list view that can be sorted by posts?

 

[Deckerd]

I was in the top 5 for a while. I don't even know anymore....is there even still a member list view that can be sorted by posts?

6 o'clock, love.