CONFESSIONAL thread (ANONYMOUS so tell us the juicy stuff!)

[Holdfast]

Hm, I have about 30 different rants boiling inside of me I really want to get out. But which one?

Look deep into your soul and choose to tell us the confession that relieves the most stress. Or email me all of them and I'll choose the juiciest.




Another one, and I don't think it will take people too long to guess the source...

I once cheered for the Boston Red Sox.

 

[Holdfast]

MOAR confessions from people...

With each passing day I learn more and more that my in-laws are narcissists that only care about keeping up with the Joneses instead of being kind/decent people. They look down on me for being frugal and living a simple life instead of having to shop at Trader Joes and spend tons of money on materialistic trappings. It's all come to a head as my sister in law is throwing an extravagant wedding her parents are paying for while my husband and I are forgotten about and ignored. We're expected to drop everything we're doing and use vacation time to travel out a day earlier just because she needs beauty sleep the night before the wedding even though we're nothing in the wedding.

My husband's cousin is a teenager trapped in a 27 year olds body. He's lived at home his entire life, only has a high school diploma and works at Whole Foods. And now he's gotten himself hooked up with a 28 year old woman who also works at Whole Foods and lives with her parents oh and she also has a three year old daughter. After just three months of dating they plan on moving in together. I just want to tell him how big of a child he's being and how he needs to grow up instead of planning on playing house with a woman he barely knows and possibly damaging a child in the process.

About twenty years ago I used to take a lot of drugs. Never narcotics, but plenty of everything else. I took a fair amount of LSD, and still get flashbacks from time to time that I think contributes to the clinical depression and anxiety issues I've had for the past few years.

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

EDIT: I just realised that I said everyone knew it probably and told it again. Oh well, here it is for you who haven't read it!

I had forgotten the whole story. Thanks.

From a frequent flyer board. Read the whole first post, especially following 12 February 2002.

Your story made me think of this one.

 

[Gryffindorian]

Posted by Holdfast:
If their life is exciting enough to require new confessions every day, they can definitely send them in!

Thanks, I'll keep that in mind.

For starters, I would like to confess that I decided to get a late-afternoon lunch at Ono Hawaiian Barbecue (right after my doctor's appointment where he told me I needed to take better care of myself).

 

[Hermiod]

Didn't Holdfast just post enough PMs to earn himself a month's ban ?

 

[Gryffindorian]

My life is so darned exciting I don't even have an elaborate story to share. I suppose I have mini-secrets, habits,etc. Let me think about it ...

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Didn't Holdfast just post enough PMs to earn himself a month's ban ?

If only ...

 

[RJDiogenes]

Unfortunately, they're emails, not PMs, so I can't get rid of him.

 

[captcalhoun]

i once shoplifted.

 

[AstroSmurf]

Either Holdfast's head exploded from all the juicy stuff piling into his inbox or no one wants to confess anything. I was hoping for something really dirty too.

 

[Holdfast]

Either Holdfast's head exploded from all the juicy stuff piling into his inbox or no one wants to confess anything. I was hoping for something really dirty too.

I've been offline. And so was I... I know some of you are dirty bastards; let's hear about it!


MOAR!!!!

Like a few people already mentioned, I was kicked out of college. I didn't know until a year afterwards (how is that for paying attention) and was able to hide that fact from everyone for three years.

The happy news is that I ended fessing up to everyone and getting back in and graduating.

Also, I lost $20,000 playing poker within a twenty-four hour period.

Emphasis mine - that's just fucking awesome.

When my niece was in the hospital, i partly blamed myself for it because my brother told me several times not to leave her alone with her mom. And after i did and she had to be rushed to the hospital and almost died, i blamed myself for a long time afterward

Last year I stayed with my sister for a few months while I was in the process of selling my house and relocating. During that time, my brother-in-law and I became very close. We started spending a lot of time together. I even started fixing him meals and running errands for him. Then one night, toward the end of my stay, we stayed up late talking and drinking beer on the porch, basically just having a bit of a laugh. But after a few drinks he started to tell me about how close he felt to me and how much he enjoyed having me around and how much he thought he... loved me. Needless to say I cut my visit a little shorter than I had planned and left a week afterwards. I love my sister and would never do anything to hurt her but I am loathe to admit I was beginning to feel something for him too. And after nearly a year I still feel horribly guilty.

^ my seedy mind found this one intriguing.

I only use social networking to look for swimwear shots of female friends........

 

[ITL]

Either Holdfast's head exploded from all the juicy stuff piling into his inbox or no one wants to confess anything. I was hoping for something really dirty too.

Like an evil hybrid of Mr Burns and Shelob, he sits in the centre of his confessional web eating the juicy titbits and washing them down with guilt and shame....

Eeexellent!

 

[Holdfast]

Either Holdfast's head exploded from all the juicy stuff piling into his inbox or no one wants to confess anything. I was hoping for something really dirty too.

Like an evil hybrid of Mr Burns and Shelob, he sits in the centre of his confessional web eating the juicy titbits and washing them down with guilt and shame....

Juicy titbits, guilt & shame - the perfect match for a 1er Chassagne-Montrachet.

 

[ITL]

I'll take your word for that, as my ignorance in these things is going BEEP! right now...

 

[Vulcan Princess]

I wonder what the sociological or psychological forces involved are that prompt people to post anonymous confessions to internet pseudo-strangers. I guess it really is good for the soul.

It's nice for me to read these because sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who does things I'm not proud of. I'm glad to see we're all human.

 

[RJDiogenes]

On the other hand, after thinking and thinking for the last couple of days, I can't come up with a single thing worth confessing. Apparently, I am completely incorruptible.

 

[AstroSmurf]

^ Or so corrupted that you just think you are incorruptible.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Yes, I could be the best faker in History, without a moral bone in my body; and nobody will ever know. Bwahaha.

 

[Kestra]

I want a confession from the Grape!

 

[Mallory]

It's a little known fact, but RJDiogenes orchestrated the entire Chinese Cherry and Injun Orange scandals in an ill-fated attempt to increase his personal popularity.

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