Confession: Why I am now 7/R

[R. Star]

Well that would improve morale.

 

[Melakon]

Someone needs to do a Seven (or Janeway) video to The Waitresses' "I Know What Boys Like".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h8YFyh4H5s

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Enough with the boys. ENOUGH.

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2MNNjjhikY[/yt]

 

[Guy Gardener]

"No man is hot. Sure, Paul Newman was handsome, but that's it."

The Mindy Project.

 

[Taylirious]

I didn't read all of this but RIKER!!!!!!!!1!? 7/D any day of the week. I mean Seven + Data, although Seven + Deanna has wonderful potential!

ETA: My approved SHIPS per series; 7/Spock - 7/Data - 7/Jadzia - 7/Janeway or EMH - 7/Sato or Mayweather.

 

[R. Star]

Seven + Data = cybersex... haha, get it?

 

[Melakon]

Seven + Picard. At least they'd have something in common.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Seven + Data = cybersex... haha, get it?

Oh you are so hilarious. I am like, laughing.

I didn't read all of this but RIKER!!!!!!!!1!? 7/D any day of the week. I mean Seven + Data, although Seven + Deanna has wonderful potential!

My jest may be backfiring on me.

Seven + Picard. At least they'd have something in common.

The sparkling afterglow conversation..

"This one time, when I was Borg.."

 

[Melakon]

Picard was the Borg King for a while. He takes Seven as his consort and she becomes the Queen.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Seven + Data = cybersex... haha, get it?

Necrocybersex.

I could understand if you didn't know she was dead, it just happened, but Data has been dead for the last 10 years.

I suppose anyone could use their corpses for marionette's and put on a sexy side show for the rubes?

Meh.

 

[R. Star]

Yeah because random pairings follow canon or book canon to the very last detail.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

My favorite ship is Janeway/NuKirk.. timeline shmimeline.

 

[Avon]

literal shipping: 7 could use that shrunken runabout from a ds9 episode as a sex toy

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Why bother when there's so many leola roots unwanted in the kitchen?

 

[Captain Kathryn]

Why bother when there's so many leola roots unwanted in the kitchen?

 

[lurok]

 

[Guy Gardener]

No offence to that Monkey's fortitude, honesty and righteousness, but he was probably still dreaming about how perfect Min was for him on his honeymoon to Dee.

 

[Melakon]

That might be embarrassing at the wrong time: "Oh, that was great, Min... uh, Deanna."

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Why would ANYONE want to be in a relationship with a Betazoid.

Yes it would be embarrassing but it wouldn't matter if he managed not to say it, the emotional "oh shit" moment he'd have about almost saying the wrong name would be enough to alert her. And then there would be a long mid-coital conversation about why he was feeling embarrassed and secretive.

 

[Melakon]

Which would result in a situation similar to a trititanium bar transforming into a limp noodle.