Complete nonsense B5 question

[AntonyF]

I warned you!

I'm having a sci-fi murder mystery party and get carried away with set design. My toilet was turned into the 'Seat of the EU' at my last party with EU signage and videos playing.

I think my toilet for the new one will be B5 themed on the account of me finding I had loads of B5 posters at my parents.

I welcome any puns for how I could name the toilet that is B5-related!

Bab-poo-lon 5 is my best, and that's shit (no pun intended.)

 

[dahj]

Fasten, then zip!

 

[Snaploud]

You could monogram the toilet as J.S. and add a picture of the Babylon 5 teddy bear.

 

[Timby]

"Brown Sector" seems to be an obvious answer.

 

[Reverend]

^Is "Yellow Sector" too topical right now?

I feel one might also be able to do something with "beyond the rim"....no? OK.

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

"KhaZ'hia'dum" or maybe "Downbelow"?


In the words of Kosh: "Go. Before it is too late." or it will be a case of "The avalanche has already started; it is too late for the pebbles to vote." and it will end "In fire."

 

[RJDiogenes]

"The Great Machine."

Complete with attendants named Zathras. "Zathras used to wiping for other people. Zathras flush, too."

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Z'ha'dump
The Flowcalo
Piss Corps HQ
Turdspace

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

From Red Dwarf:

Kryten: I suggest we go from blue alert to red alert, sir.
The Cat: Forget the red. Let's go all the way up to brown alert.
Kryten: But there's no such thing as brown alert, sir.
The Cat: You won't be saying that in a minute. And don't say I didn't alert you.

 

[Silvercrest]

The most obvious toilet allusion in B5 is Kosh's torc, or pauldron, or whatever you call that thing that encircles his headpiece.
Seriously, look at it. I know I'm not the first.

 

[Snaploud]

The most obvious toilet allusion in B5 is Kosh's torc, or pauldron, or whatever you call that thing that encircles his headpiece.
Seriously, look at it. I know I'm not the first.

You are not ready for immortality.

 

[Forbin]

^Is "Yellow Sector" too topical right now?

I feel one might also be able to do something with "beyond the rim"....no? OK.

That's it! "Please do not go beyond the rim".

 

[AntonyF]

Thanks everyone. I will employ various of these puns I think.