Complete nonsense B5 question

Discussion in 'Science Fiction & Fantasy' started by AntonyF, Jan 11, 2017.

  1. AntonyF

    AntonyF Official Tahmoh Taster Rear Admiral

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    I warned you!

    I'm having a sci-fi murder mystery party and get carried away with set design. My toilet was turned into the 'Seat of the EU' at my last party with EU signage and videos playing.

    I think my toilet for the new one will be B5 themed on the account of me finding I had loads of B5 posters at my parents.

    I welcome any puns for how I could name the toilet that is B5-related!

    Bab-poo-lon 5 is my best, and that's shit (no pun intended.)
     
  2. dodge

    dodge Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Fasten, then zip!
     
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  3. Snaploud

    Snaploud Admiral Admiral

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    You could monogram the toilet as J.S. and add a picture of the Babylon 5 teddy bear.
     
  4. Tiny Timby

    Tiny Timby LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING Administrator

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    "Brown Sector" seems to be an obvious answer.
     
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  5. Reverend

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    ^Is "Yellow Sector" too topical right now? ;)

    I feel one might also be able to do something with "beyond the rim"....no? OK.
     
  6. Asbo Zaprudder

    Asbo Zaprudder Vice Admiral Admiral

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    "KhaZ'hia'dum" or maybe "Downbelow"?


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  7. RJDonner&Blitzen

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    "The Great Machine."

    Complete with attendants named Zathras. "Zathras used to wiping for other people. Zathras flush, too."
     
  8. The Wreath of Khan

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  9. Ar-Pharazon

    Ar-Pharazon Vice Admiral Premium Member

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    From Red Dwarf:
     
  10. Silvercrest

    Silvercrest Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    The most obvious toilet allusion in B5 is Kosh's torc, or pauldron, or whatever you call that thing that encircles his headpiece.
    Seriously, look at it. I know I'm not the first.
     
  11. Snaploud

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  12. Forbin

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    That's it! "Please do not go beyond the rim". :lol:
     
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  13. AntonyF

    AntonyF Official Tahmoh Taster Rear Admiral

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    Thanks everyone. I will employ various of these puns I think.