Comments you would never hear from the Voyager crew

[Catarina]

Kes: Captain, I'm taking command of this vessel. How does it feel knowing you're inadequate to this two year old?*

*how harsh of me so early in the morn ;-)

 

[locutus101]

Chakotay: As my Indian ancestors would have said, screw you!!

 

[Kilana2]

Chakotay: A big wild boar for dinner would be nice. Oh, stop - that was Obelix.

 

[locutus101]

Harry: I am fighting girls off with a stick, literally!

 

[Kilana2]

Janeway: "I´m Captain Kathryn Janeway from the USS Voyeur......"

 

[locutus101]

Tom: Ok, that lizard thing, I have no idea what it came from.

 

[Catarina]

Janeway: Belay that order. Reverse course and turn Cargo bay 2 into a terrarium for my children. They're coming with.

 

[locutus101]

Kes: I hated that Tuvix, every time he spoke to me it made me cringe.

 

[Kilana2]

Janeway: Let´s employ the Maquis to scrub the deck.

 

[locutus101]

Neelix: I can go weeks without poisoning the crew.