Come up with some really bad remake/reboot ideas!
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1. The Cageverse. A Reboot of all the Movies where Nicolas freaked out the most. From Vampire's Kiss to Deadfall... They're all connected somehow.
2. A Hipster avant garde version of Falling Down starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt. He gets pretty upset he doesn't find his organic carrots in the local market and instead of going on a murderous rampage, he decides to have useless philosophical debates with random people he finds on the street. The Extended Cut is 3 hours long.
3. A sellout reboot of They Live. Replace the sunglasses for some technobabble prop. This prop would be designed even before the Movie was written, so they could make a lot of bucks selling its expensive licensed copies. In the Movie itself, the eyeglasses prop would be justified as the creation of a disposable scientist character who dies at the beginning... His death now is the motivation why George goes after the aliens. Insert some embarrassing placement of the "Bubblegum line" made specifically for the Trailer. The Aliens themselves are generic CGI 8-Eyed Tentacled Things. The "BUY", "OBEY", "CONFORM", etc. messages from the advertisements are now in an Alien alphabet since the original ones made the execs feel a little bit awkward. The Ending would be modified, Nada talks peacefully with the Aliens and he asks them to leave. They happily comply, obviously! He uses "the power of love" to convince them leaving Humanity alone...
Anyway, these are the worst ideas I could have under 5 minutes.
2. A Hipster avant garde version of Falling Down starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt. He gets pretty upset he doesn't find his organic carrots in the local market and instead of going on a murderous rampage, he decides to have useless philosophical debates with random people he finds on the street. The Extended Cut is 3 hours long.
3. A sellout reboot of They Live. Replace the sunglasses for some technobabble prop. This prop would be designed even before the Movie was written, so they could make a lot of bucks selling its expensive licensed copies. In the Movie itself, the eyeglasses prop would be justified as the creation of a disposable scientist character who dies at the beginning... His death now is the motivation why George goes after the aliens. Insert some embarrassing placement of the "Bubblegum line" made specifically for the Trailer. The Aliens themselves are generic CGI 8-Eyed Tentacled Things. The "BUY", "OBEY", "CONFORM", etc. messages from the advertisements are now in an Alien alphabet since the original ones made the execs feel a little bit awkward. The Ending would be modified, Nada talks peacefully with the Aliens and he asks them to leave. They happily comply, obviously! He uses "the power of love" to convince them leaving Humanity alone...
Anyway, these are the worst ideas I could have under 5 minutes.
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Bicycle Thieves, starring Samuel L Jackson, directed by Quentin Tarantino.
THEY STOLE MY MOTHER******* BIKE!!!
THEY STOLE MY MOTHER******* BIKE!!!
But those sound awesome!
Julie Andrews and Samuel L. Jackson in:
The Rain In Spain Snakes Mainly On The Plane
The Rain In Spain Snakes Mainly On The Plane
This could be as endless as the "Hitler reacts to....." series.
Batman & Robin: H20
Gus Van Sant's shot for shot remake of the Joel Schumacher classic stars Jai Courtney as Bruce Wayne and Justin Bieber as Dick Grayson as they take on the dastardly Mr. Freeze (Channing Tatum) and Poison Ivy (Melissa McCarthy). Batman and Robin have help this time from Batgirl (Taylor Swift, who also performs the single from the original motion picture soundtrack). Also stars: Hugh Grant as Alfred Pennyworth, Nicolas Cage as Commissioner Gordon and Kevin James as Bane. Now, with 30% more ice puns, newly written by Akiva Goldsman!
Gus Van Sant's shot for shot remake of the Joel Schumacher classic stars Jai Courtney as Bruce Wayne and Justin Bieber as Dick Grayson as they take on the dastardly Mr. Freeze (Channing Tatum) and Poison Ivy (Melissa McCarthy). Batman and Robin have help this time from Batgirl (Taylor Swift, who also performs the single from the original motion picture soundtrack). Also stars: Hugh Grant as Alfred Pennyworth, Nicolas Cage as Commissioner Gordon and Kevin James as Bane. Now, with 30% more ice puns, newly written by Akiva Goldsman!
A reboot of the Herbie movies, but featuring a smart car instead of a Volkswagen Beetle.
Zack And Siri Make A Porno
What about a "Turner and Hooch" remake were Tom Hanks and a police goldfish solve crimes while bonding. By this time I think we know Hooch must be long dead, and maybe he is relucant to have another animal partner but he see's something in the goldfish and they go for it.
Jason
Jason
I thought these were supposed to be BAD remake ideas.
Yeah, I'd probably check that out
Batman v Superman v The People of Metropolis
Melissa McCarthy as the Judge
Melissa McCarthy as the Judge
Rick Berman and J.J. Abrams team up to bring you the Kelvin Universe Star Trek: The Next Generation! Starring:
Captain Jean-Luc Picard - Vin Diesel
Commander Will Riker - Seth Rogen
Lt. Commander Data - A CGI monstrosity voiced by Will Arnett
Lt. Worf - Terry Crews
Doctor Beverly Crusher - Anna Kendrick
Counselor Deanna Troi - Emilia Clarke
Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge - Jamie Foxx
Wesley Crusher - Michael Cera
Captain Jean-Luc Picard - Vin Diesel
Commander Will Riker - Seth Rogen
Lt. Commander Data - A CGI monstrosity voiced by Will Arnett
Lt. Worf - Terry Crews
Doctor Beverly Crusher - Anna Kendrick
Counselor Deanna Troi - Emilia Clarke
Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge - Jamie Foxx
Wesley Crusher - Michael Cera
Still Denise Crosby.
I struggled with Yar, but I have to admit once I posted it, I liked the idea of Emilia Clarke as Deanna Troi 
A Simpsons remake only with more profanity and even greater reliance on an even smaller number of recurring gags.
Oh wait, they already did that.
Maybe one with dinosaurs, oh wait.
Oh wait, they already did that.
Maybe one with dinosaurs, oh wait.
