Come up with most Bizarre Lost Coupling.

[Mitty]

God I hate Shippers, To me they are always a bunch of teenage girls who haven't found their orgasms yet.

Having said that, the season is over and we need to keep the energy up until the next season many, many months away.

So, here is the first of many entertaining threads we will run in the meantime.

Simple, come up with the most bizarre lost coupling you can. You can use any character, living or dead. Only rule is that they have to have appeared on the show at some point. Explain why and how and when they got it on, in relation to actual canon Lost continuity.

go!

 

[The Nth Doctor]

Hurley and Desmond.

"Oh, brotha!"

"Oh, dude!"

 

[Mitty]

^I knew it would be bad, but I didn't think it would be that bad!

 

[The Nth Doctor]

I aim to please. So to speak.

 

[ITL]

Vincent and LostZilla. (Or VinZilla, if you will).

Yip? Yip Yip Bark?
**CLANK?**
Woof. Yip, Yip Bark Woof!
**SCREE, CLANK WHIRR!**
....Woof. Woof Woof Woof, BARK!
**WHIRR CLANK! WHIRR CLANK!**
BARK BARK! WOOF BARK YIP YIP YIP YIP HOWL!
**SCREE! SCREE! WHIRRCLANKSCREEEEEE!**
HOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWLL!
**SCREEEEEEEEESCREEEEEEEE!**



*pause*



Pant...Pant...Yip Yip?
**Whirr...ClankScree...*



And if you can understand that, you're a filthy tart of the highest order. Rock on.

 

[The Evil Dead]

Sayid and Shannon

 

[Jack Bauer]

Ana Lucia and Sayid.

 

[Daedalus12]

Kate and Ed Mars - Handcuffs will be involved in this romance.

 

[Mitty]

Matthew Abaddon and Michael.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Ben and Rousseau

 

[McCoy]

Sayid and Shannon

Dude you totally stole my answer.

 

[Jack Bauer]

Sawyer and Vincent

 

[Starbreaker]

Matthew Abaddon and Michael.

I almost spit coke on the keyboard...


Locke and Richard

 

[Aragorn]

Jack and Claire, though call me mad, but I suspect several TrekBBSers would be all for it.

 

[Mitty]

Helen and Nadia.

 

[Ensign_Redshirt]

Rose having an extra-marital affair with Sawyer.

 

[Hermiod]

Bernard having an extra marital affair with Sawyer.

 

[Ensign_Redshirt]

Bernard having an extra marital affair with Sawyer.

What is it with the homosexual obsession in this thread?

 

[Shurik]

Keamy and Claire.

 

[Ensign_Redshirt]

Hurley in a threesome with Kate and Ana Lucia.