Chris Pine OUT as Kirk!

[Akira Class]

Out of the closet, that is.

According to a tabloid gossip column, the new star of Star Trek XI was recently seen getting very cozy with recently outed singer, Lance Bass.

Set phases to flaming!

 

[Professor Zoom]

Flaming. That's funny. Because he's gay. Ha.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Goddamn it.

Akira Class, this parody thread isn't even a little funny. There's nothing clever about it, either.

It's frustratingly stupid and offensive.

I don't know whether the idea that you think this is funny or the notion it's deliberate provocation is sadder. Either way, you'd do well to post less until you come up with something worthwhile.

 

[Amaris]

Actually, I've long since become tired of the parody threads. I don't come in here except maybe once a week now, and it's wall to wall parody threads. Sure there's not much to learn about the movie, but then I'd take quality over quantity any day. This is quickly becoming a spam forum, and it's more than a little irritating for those of us who come here to learn of new happenings in Trek XI's progress. I think perhaps I'll just stick to Anthony's TrekMovie.com site from now on for credible news.


J.

 

[Outpost4]

Akira Class, please describe yourself in detail so we can find something that makes you different from 80% of the folks out there - not wrong, just different, mind you - and then we can start a parody thread about you.

Please, mods, stop this NOW. False rumors about people dying. Parody threads about sexual orientation. This forum is becoming increasingly irrelevant.

 

[Akira Class]

Outpost4 said:
Akira Class, please describe yourself in detail so we can find something that makes you different from 80% of the folks out there - not wrong, just different,

First off, I stand by my original post. It's true as stated, not parody. I will find the link.

Second, I will gladly describe myself thusly:

If knowledge is the key then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like lou brock,
With speed. Im agile plus Im worth your while.
One hundred percent intelligent black child.
My optic presentation sizzles the retina.
How far must I go to gain respect? um.
Well, its kind of simple, just remain your own
Or youll be crazy sad and alone.



Anyway, this raises an interesting question. Should this report turn out to be true, would it change your acceptance of Chris Pine as James Kirk?

 

[Kira's Mom]

Enough of this. Honestly. If your best source is a tabloid that you don't even provide a link to, you shouldn't be starting threads like this. Find some real news with a real source and then start a thread. This gets closed.