Mudd: The only crime I'm guilty of is loving too much. It's true, Captain. I fell for a woman far beyond my reach. Sweet Stella. Her family didn't approve of me, so I had no choice except to try and buy her father's respect. Scary, scary man. So I borrowed a large sum from some non-traditional lenders, and gifted her with a moon. It worked like a charm, until I fell behind in my payments. Huh. The creditors came after me, chased me into enemy territory, right into the Klingons' arms, who deposited me here, where I await my fate.