Choking on absolutely nothing.

[RoJoHen]

Life is never boring when there's taint involved.

Your life sounds disturbing & sordid...

You're just jealous.

 

[Holdfast]

Life is never boring when there's taint involved.

Your life sounds disturbing & sordid...

You're just jealous.

Mine's sordid but I don't find it disturbing. It's like I have yin but no yang.

 

[RoJoHen]

It's never too late to start. Just find some taint and start rubbing away!

 

[Holdfast]

Nope. Still just sordid. But I am getting horny. You pain me.

 

[Gaseous Anomaly]

Your life sounds disturbing & sordid...

You're just jealous.

Mine's sordid but I don't find it disturbing. It's like I have yin but no yang.

It's never too late to start. Just find some taint and start rubbing away!

Nope. Still just sordid. But I am getting horny. You pain me.

Just this banter back and forth is disturbing! The last quote alone, you should seek out help from one of your co workers.

 

[Capn Flukie]

Damn, another moderator... tainted.

 

[Holdfast]

I'm not mad, I can just see round corners.

 

[Mallory]

Well, this thread has almost reached bottom.

 

[RevdKathy]

Almost?

 

[RoJoHen]

Well, this thread has almost reached bottom.

Don't you mean, "this thread has almost reached taint"?

 

[Gaseous Anomaly]

Well, this thread has almost reached bottom.

Don't you mean, "this thread has almost reached taint"?

Taint no doubt about it!

 

[RJDiogenes]

It's like I have yin but no yang.

Hopefully Yin found out before the Honeymoon.

 

[Holdfast]

Yin only married me for my money, so she was actually kind of relieved.

 

[RevdKathy]

Was that the Big Yin?

Would never have thought he was your type.

 

[RoJoHen]

It's like I have yin but no yang.

Yang is a whore anyway.

 

[TheLonelySquire]

You're sitting there, minding your own business, watching TV, surfing the Web, banning people on a bulletin board site....

All of a sudden, you fall into spasmodic fits of coughing, even though you're not eating or drinking anything. Your body thinks it's time to shake things up, so it decides to make you look like you're having a seizure.

Several wheezing, eye-watering minutes later, everything's back to normal. Then your significant other says, "You okay, there?"

...

Thirty-five years on this Earth, and you think I'd have mastered something as simple as being at rest. But oh, no.

Please tell me I'm not alone in this freakish experience.

Just wait till you're 36!