Choking on absolutely nothing.

[Zulu Romeo]

Sometimes I swallow the wrong way and this happens.

Edit: I just reread my post and I know I just set myself up for a blowjob joke.

Heh. There are many things that are hard to swallow in life...

*shudders*

*gags*

*shudders again*

You know you don't actually have to describe what sidious was on about...

Just trying to paint a picture in your head.

Watercolours....?

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

I thought it was just the old guy down the street who did that.

Stay off my lawn, by the way.

 

[Holdfast]

Don't you have something better to do, like rub Proactive on Trekker's taint?

That's Locutus' job now.

 

[RoJoHen]

Don't you have something better to do, like rub Proactive on Trekker's taint?

That's Locutus' job now.

I hope he was trained properly.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Don't you have something better to do, like rub Proactive on Trekker's taint?

That's Locutus' job now.

You could at least tutor him on technique.

 

[RoJoHen]

Apply generously with two fingers. Dab lightly with a towel to dry.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

But does it work better with parallel strokes or circles?

 

[RoJoHen]

Swirls.

 

[Capn Flukie]

I still consider myself in late infancy, so that makes me feel a little better.

One of these days you're gonna need to trade in your diaper for a pair of big boy pants.

Baby diapers --> Adult diapers.

 

[trampledamage]

Funniest thread in ages!

 

[RJDiogenes]

Oddly enough, this happened to me yesterday. Not oral sex or rubbing taint, choking. I answered the phone and everything was just fine until I tried to speak and suddenly I was choking uncontrollably. Of course, I was at work....

 

[RoJoHen]

Not oral sex or rubbing taint

Lame!

 

[RJDiogenes]

It's a boring life these days.

 

[RoJoHen]

Life is never boring when there's taint involved.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Don't you have something better to do, like rub Proactive on Trekker's taint?

That's Locutus' job now.

This deal is getting worse all the time.

 

[RoJoHen]

 

[plague]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gastroesophageal_reflux_disease

 

[Capn Flukie]

^ perhaps he needs a reflux capacitor.

Sorry.

 

[SmoothieX]

Choking on absolutely nothing.

Huh, and I thought this thread was about the 2007 Mets. Nevermind.

 

[Holdfast]

Life is never boring when there's taint involved.

Your life sounds disturbing & sordid...