China bans time travel

[Captain_Nick]

Time dilation? Wormholes? Impossible? I hardly think so

 

[Wanderlust]

Going backwards against the flow of time, yes.

 

[Captain_Nick]

That statement means nothing.

 

[Wanderlust]

That statement means nothing.

You Win.

I have a personal dislike of time travel for some reason.

 

[Captain_Nick]

Afraid that you might go back in time and accidentally sleep with your mother? We've all been there, buddy

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Even Family Matters. Generations of Chinese kids would grow up without the privilige of knowing who Urkel is.

That would be a good thing for them

Well quite a bit of Star Trek gone then.

I was going to bring this up ...

I wonder what they're afraid of???

 

[Wanderlust]

Afraid that you might go back in time and accidentally sleep with your mother? We've all been there, buddy

I have a perfectly good comeback but will refrain.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

and if you farted the dinosaurs would still rule the earth

Be like Homer. Kill everything you see. When you get back, you will be rich, your children will be smart and obedient, and it will rain donuts.

And you'll drive a Lexus!

 

[Lyon_Wonder]

I bet sci-fi shows and movies or anything with time travel will still be readily available in China as bootlegged DVDs.