Cheesiest lines?

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I can't believe no one's nominated these two:

"If you prick me, do I not... 'bleek'?" (Data, "The Naked Now")

That's "Leak", not "bleek"

 

[kitsune]

If the environment you primarily work in is space, why have to modify any of the words to clarify in the first place?

Along the same lines, there's no need to use words like exobiology, exolinguistics, and sophontology, since anyone would equate them to biology, linguistics, and anthropology anyway in their time period.

Not sure about astrophysics, since that seems to be a legitimate branch of science distinct from physics.

 

[Praetor]

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned "It's a faaaaaaaaake!" yet. Great line, but cheesy if you think about it too hard.

Sometimes Ham is good. This was one such case.

Ham and cheese on rye for me. Delicious.

 

[Anwar]

If Ham wasn't appreciated, Kirk and Sisko wouldn't be as liked as they are.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

I can't believe no one's nominated these two:

"If you prick me, do I not... 'bleek'?" (Data, "The Naked Now")

That's "Leak", not "bleek"

There's definately a 'b' sound. He is drunk, after all.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I can't believe no one's nominated these two:

"If you prick me, do I not... 'bleek'?" (Data, "The Naked Now")

That's "Leak", not "bleek"

There's definately a 'b' sound. He is drunk, after all.

He's saying "leak".

 

[Wally]

That's "Leak", not "bleek"

There's definately a 'b' sound. He is drunk, after all.

He's saying "leak".

He's trying to say 'leak', but it really sounds like 'bleek'.

 

[Praetor]

I always thought he was starting to say 'bleed' but blurred it into 'leak.' Since he's an android and all, almost like he had forgotten for a minute.

 

[Jaespol]

Bloody hell, will someone just post a sound clip and we can all stop talking about bleek vs. leek!?

HAHA

 

[SpaceProg]

Maybe Spiner almost bunged the line but recovered at the last minute. Much like another more or less (probably less but maybe not) famous biff: "Spack off!"

 

[hellsgate]

Riker: "What's a girl like you doing in a computer-generated gin joint like this?"

TNG - 101101

 

[Cyke101]

Maybe Spiner almost bunged the line but recovered at the last minute. Much like another more or less (probably less but maybe not) famous biff: "Spack off!"

At least we've moved on from that kid and the whole "My name is James Siberius Kirk!" nonsense.

 

[cultcross]

Bloody hell, will someone just post a sound clip and we can all stop talking about bleek vs. leek!?

HAHA

Like posting a picture solved the colour of Kirk's shirt?

 

[Jaespol]

The last line of "Before and After" - a VOY time travel episode.
Kes: "If this experience has taught me anything, its that there's no time like the present!"
Everyone laughs as she leaves her own party to go write up an assignment...
good cheese there

 

[Loqutus]

The whole script from the episode where Picard and the alien captain with the Darmoth and the Battle of Danang. I destest that episode. Also, anytime Wesley open his yap.. I once belonged to a Kill Wesley Crusher fan club. Oh yeah, In TOS TMP, AAAARRRMMMIIIINNNGGG PPPPPHHHHOOOTTTTOOONNN TTTTOOOORRRRPPPPPEEEEDDDDOOOOOEEESSSSS

 

[Finnegan]

"Brain and brain!! What is brain!?"

 

[stormtrooper117]

"I'M CAPTAIN KIIIIIIRK!!"

 

[kitsune]

My name is James Tiberius Kirk!

 

[Anticitizen]

There's nothing wrong with the line itself-- it was a good line the first time Worf said it (I think it was in TNG's "Redemption.").

But on DS9, the writers decided to have not only Worf but every Klingon character say it regardless of the context-- and I thought that example was the worst, because the Jem'Hadar had just quoted his slogan, and Worf's response made absolutely no sense except in a "You said your slogan, so I'm gonna say mine" way. They should have had Garak say "There may be hope for you yet" next or something.

Ha!

Jem'Hadar: Victory is life.
Worf: Today is a good day to die!
Garak: There may be hope for you yet.
Rom: MOOOOOOOOOOGIE!!!!!

 

[DevilEyes]

There's nothing wrong with the line itself-- it was a good line the first time Worf said it (I think it was in TNG's "Redemption.").

But on DS9, the writers decided to have not only Worf but every Klingon character say it regardless of the context-- and I thought that example was the worst, because the Jem'Hadar had just quoted his slogan, and Worf's response made absolutely no sense except in a "You said your slogan, so I'm gonna say mine" way. They should have had Garak say "There may be hope for you yet" next or something.

Ha!

Jem'Hadar: Victory is life.
Worf: Today is a good day to die!
Garak: There may be hope for you yet.
Rom: MOOOOOOOOOOGIE!!!!!

That sounds just like the last scene of The Simpsons episode "Bart Gets Famous":

Lisa: And now you can go back to just being you, instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catchphrase.
Homer (breaks lamp): D'oh!
Bart: Ay caramba!
Marge: Hrrrmm...
Maggie: [sucks pacifier]
Ned Flanders: Hi-diddly hey!
Barney Gumble: [burps]
Nelson Muntz: Ha ha!
Mr Burns: Excellent!
[Pause, everyone stares at Lisa
Lisa (angrily): If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.
Homer: What kind of catchphrase is that?