Chakotay's religion

[R. Star]

Just point them to TNZ. They'll get eaten alive by the hate over there.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I know, I know..

It was just kind of funny because I have taken hundreds of photos of buskers, stalls, street preachers, cosplayers.. in Melbourne and no one has ever cared (I give all buskers money).

 

[Guy Gardener]

I was looking above the rims of my glasses and...

. . .Scientology. . .Weirdos.

Now you've done it. They'll come in here en masse to condom us.

Might have misread a word there.

 

[R. Star]

^
Now that's scary.

 

[Melakon]

I was looking above the rims of my glasses and...

. . .Scientology. . .Weirdos.

Now you've done it. They'll come in here en masse to condom us.

Might have misread a word there.

I make those kinds of mistakes all the time if I glance at something too fast due to my weak eyes.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I want to be condom'd!!

Someone.. prophylact me.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Just prick a hole in it first.

 

[R. Star]

Is teacake saying she wants to have our-- I mean not have our babies?

 

[Melakon]

Just prick a hole in it first.

That's much less troublesome than a hole in your-- uh, never mind.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

No I just didn't want to miss out. I thought something exciting was going on involving giant rubber coverings and aliens.

 

[Melakon]

. . .giant rubber coverings. . .

Are apartments with giant rubber coverings condominiums?

 

[Guy Gardener]

Just prick a hole in it first.

That's much less troublesome than a hole in your-- uh, never mind.

I'd rather put a prick in my hole than put a hole in my prick.

 

[The Overlord]

You know I would have liked Chakotay's religion if I felt it added anything to the character, rather then being inconsistent and making Chakotay seem like more of a Native American stereotype.

 

[Captain Kathryn]

What bothers me about the Chak talking to dead relatives deal is if it was as easy as he makes it out to be wouldn't plenty of folk on Voyager want to do it? Wouldn't they be lining up to talk to their dead loved ones?

Because they are not doing this I think it's clear his crewmates see it as being a bunch of crapola in his own head.

LOL such a good point.

 

[R. Star]

Harry Kim: Hi grandpa's ghost. Can you haunt mom tonight and tell her I love her?

 

[Melakon]

Chakotay is the equivalent of a 24th century pothead with saying "akoochimoya" every time he gets a buzz.

Of course, in "Friday's Child", McCoy say "ootchie wootchie kootchie coo" so he's probably using those sickbay supplies for something other than medicinal purposes.

 

[Guy Gardener]

He's a Doctor damn it, every thing McCoy does is medicinal.

 

[Melakon]

"I'm a doctor, not a doctor! Oh wait..."

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

But McCoy was talking to a baby!

Who is Chak talking to? Himself..

 

[Melakon]

Like I said, Chakotay would have been smokin' a doobie if the censors would have allowed it.