Celebrity you think could be a real serial killer

[TrickyDickie]

Let me begin by saying that this is meant to be tongue-in-cheek, not serious.

Who would be on your list, and why?

Maybe you feel that someone played a part a little too well. Or you just get a bad vibe of some kind. Whatever.

I'm reminded of Armand Assante playing Richard Mansfield in the Jack The Ripper mini-series in 1988. When Mansfield portrayed Jekyll/Hyde on stage it was so realistic that audience members fled in terror.

Now, I am not talking about an OJ type of situation. I mean who do you think could have the capacity to kill a lot of complete strangers over a period of many years, dispose of them, and get away with it?

Again, this is meant to be like telling ghost stories around a camp fire. Not meant to seriously insult anyone's character at all.

One of my picks would be Matthew McConaughey. That performance in 'Frailty' was very good.

Hmmm....maybe Powers Boothe, too.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Trump

 

[Kai "the spy"]

Well, we all know Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer.

Spacey

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"I've always just loved to kill. I really enjoyed it. But then I got famous, and - it's just too hard for me. And so many witnesses. I mean, *everybody* recognized me. I couldn't even lurk anymore. I'd hear, "Who's that lurking over there? Isn't that Merv Griffin?" So I came to Europe to kill. And it's really worked out very well for me. "

 

[Tosk]

Too easy. Quentin Tarantino.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

The Kardashians. It's the only reason I can think of why they have become "celebrities", cameras following them all the time keeps them from killing, for now...

 

[TrickyDickie]

Mel Gibson

 

[Silvercrest]

Is Steve Buscemi too obvious?

 

[TrickyDickie]

Is Steve Buscemi too obvious?

Good one!

"I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat."

 

[SPCTRE]

@Dennis

 

[OtherGene]

Robert Downey Jr. Have you seen him in interviews? He's laughing at all of us because he knows about all the dead bodies he's buried. In Iron Man suits.

 

[Spot261]

Russell Crowe, but it would be in a fit of rage and the guilt would eat him up afterwards.

Plus they'd get their vengeance, in this life or the next

 

[Spot261]

Or Tom Cruise, hard to imagine him NOT being one actually

 

[RJDiogenes]

Christopher Walken used to seriously creep me out before that music video. Now I feel completely differently.

 

[Gov Kodos]

William Shatner, that's why he called his farm in Kentucky Belle Reve, Beautiful Dream. It's where he buries the bodies of his victims.

 

[Doom Shepherd]

Betty White.

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

Sidney Poitier.
Willem Dafoe.
Don Knotts.
Christopher Mintz-Plasse.
Nancy Kulp.
Jimmy Stewart.
Rupert Grint.
John Hillerman.
James B. Sikking.
Ellen Cleghorne.
Jonathan Harris.
And of course Angela Lansbury.

 

[B.J.]

Wil Wheaton. Definitely Wil Wheaton.

 

[Kor]

Dakota Fanning, the one you least expect.

Kor