What, play a hero recounting his brilliant leadership, saving of the citizens' livelihoods, and crushing defeat of those who dared challenge the true center of the ethical righteous universe?
Actor-writer-director can be so sock puppet convenient sometimes.
...aaaaaand this is gonna be SOOO MST3K'd/Whats Up Tiger Lilly'd
Finally, something to truly look forward to out of this mess... a YouTube channel filled with overdubbed-with-podcast/mistied-with-court-quotes videos, and a miniseries of mein Producer shorts. It will play at conventions.